Kazeem Omokanye

Chartered Quantity Surveyor | Construction Economist | Political & Social Rights Advocate | 🌍 |

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

“𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕸𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝕿𝖗𝖎𝖚𝖒𝖕𝖍𝖘 𝖁𝖊𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖀𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝕬𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕬𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝖆 𝕯𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕸𝖆𝖏𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖞” ~ Will Durant

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@ayemojubar Ori n bawon ja, won pe ooosa lejo. 😁🤷🏾‍♂️

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@OBAF4U He said Yoruba Lokan and among the Yorubas he’s the one qualified. Go and watch the video Bros Rauf.

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@ItsTheIroko Amen 🙏🏾

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@ennyola0015 Go and manage your warehouses 🙏🏾

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@mariolexxx Give me 20 Naira ONLY

[TallJohn🌍 @JohnFanimokun]

"From what i have seen of Nigeria, the reforms that have taken place, there is a road, there is a path. If ever there was ever a time, now is the time for Nigeria. The changes the President is making have been phenomenal; Nigerians need to be proud of what Tinubu is achieving. It's easy to criticize, but Nigerians need to grasp what's happening."

— Prof. Justin Green, President of the Global Alliance for Public Relations & Communication Management

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@the_critic @ennyola0015 Nothing about him makes sense, at least to open minded folks 🤷🏾‍♂️🫩

[YOUR EX 💔🌽🌽🌽🌽 @iamkennifizzle]

“To catch a rabbit, you need a bait”

When he was explaining how he would attract investors to invest in the country in pre-election interview 2023, children who have never built anything in their entire life were the first to call him balabalu.

How e come be now?

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@NigAffairs @woye1 The media in Nigeria is one of the worst in the world, the least they can do is lay out the facts to their ignorant guest. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@felixherbt I’m a Chattered Quantity Surveyor of over two decades of practice and I still use this technique for a quick distance measurement on site.

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@OgbeniAdugbo @de_eritage Peugeot 504. Bestline

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@mariolexxx This is the real “Enu nja wire” 🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@YemmyAj Old video

[THE TROJAN BEAST @THETROJANBEAST]

Ecological funds suddenly resufaced inside Peter Obi's trunk after je said we should go and verify 😅

New skit

Empirically speaking Peter obi is a liar , Rufai is a moron 🤣🤣🤣

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@olasebotifeg The guy no get joy at all., 😂😁🤦🏽‍♂️ what a loser ‼️

[THE TROJAN BEAST @THETROJANBEAST]

TrojanBeast Drop another phone call skit between Soludo and PBAT

EMPIRICALLY FUNNY🤣

Obidients: “Peter Obi said go and verify!” 😎

Soludo: “No problem. I brought a shovel.” 😂⛏️

Now every time Soludo opens another old Anambra file, Obidient headquarters starts shouting:

“Governor, verification has limits!” 😭🤣

Obi wanted Nigerians to check the records.

Nobody told him Soludo would turn it into an archaeological excavation. 😂

TROJAN BEAST — Where Satire Meets Real News

Political satire. References to disputed historical claims should be independently verified.

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@mariolexxx The best critics are usually the ones with zero talent in their field of work. 🤣🤣

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@ennyola0015 I thought it was PO himself who dared the Anambra State Governor to come out with any records of his stewardship and if found to have had any debts, he would quit campaigning. Soludo merely took the challenge thrown by PO.

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@TrafficChiefNG Nah Weed 🚬 Dey communicate 😂😂

[Kazeem Omokanye @Kazkanye]

@Onsogbu Toss his wife and children right under the bus, Mr. Righteous 😜😜🤣