Oneliner_Ken

Your weirdest, darkest, deepest thoughts in a line, maybe.

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I feel like the WINRAR of humans... Free mein istamaal hotay rehta hoon

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@ASUS_ROG https://t.co/Z1KzmllnN6

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The ultimate laptop for those who work hard and play hard. A thin and light all rounder for the power users. Check out my review here:
https://t.co/cRbIYxhfQl

#lenovo #Legion @LenovoLegion #gaming #technology #laptops #RTX3060 #Ryzen #Razer

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In a world driven to achieve perfection over happiness, your failure is inevitable; but why do you fuss over something bound to happen?

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Want to continue working from home after the pandemic clears out? You should show your home desk some love and gadgets. I made a video on my thoughts:
https://t.co/N9oLGPmdT3
#WorkFromHome #WFH #tech #gadgets #Productivity #benice

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I reviewed the #Razer Blade 15 2021 with the #RTX3070 - my first ever video review for youtube. Be nice ya'all.
https://t.co/DQzddqEPTt

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@ErumSKhan OR! perhaps the absolute exact opposite. Here, *passes a plate* have a fruit cake.

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The great hand sanitizer fire sale

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Maturity is knowing when to blame yourself and when to blame someone else.

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Narcissim level 2: No need for a mirror when you have so many people telling you how lovely and pretty you are. Level 3 would be avoiding the mirror because you realize there is a dichotomy.

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The gargantuan amount of time that HR spends cribbing over the right way to present a CV boggles the mind.

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Remember to be your own #1 fan.

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Her belly will be full, but her spirit will be empty

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Lifebuoy, safeguard and dettol and probably getting ready to fight over which gives 99.999% protection from Corona.
The battle will be legendary.

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How eager the world is to deem you unworthy of its time, for the smallest of mistakes.

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@aribbae_ Umm, you still tweet...ANYTHING.
Ironically, thats what they want.

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Courage is not the absence of fear.

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Words? Dont need them. #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords

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Can you feel them drilling holes in your false confidence?

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Dear Horny boys of twitter, stop liking dumb posts from looks-oriented bimbos. You are discouraging intelligent women to lose faith in humanity.