Kaleb Barkac

1/3 of @AlderLights.

[Kaleb Barkac @Kbarkac]

I’m so excited to share that Alder Lights new record is called “Darkest Cameo” and it comes out November 8th!! I can’t wait to share these songs with you all as they are the best songs we’ve written and I know that you’ll love them!
#AlderLights #DarkestCameo

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

Say what you will about last year's Cowboys' defense, but you're bound to look like shit when you trade away one of the best defenders in the league on the eve of the season.

The 2026 Cowboys spent an entire offseason designing this!

[Joseph Hoyt @JoeJHoyt]

Dak Prescott: "That game was needed. Never blinked, never doubted."

Prescott said Tyler Booker once looked at him and repeated something Prescott had said multiple times: "Believe."

Prescott responded: "I know."

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

at least now it’s fair, both teams are down their best defensive player

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

if I had a nickel for every time I've watched the Cowboys take an onside kick back to the house in a weird game during an otherwise lost season while Dak Prescott was hurt, I'd have two nickels

which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[Kaleb Barkac @Kbarkac]

@MarcusBarkac @SnapBlastPLAY

[Bobby Belt @BobbyBeltTX]

#DezCaughtIt

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Brice Paterik @BricePaterik]

Nobody hates the Cowboys more than lifelong millennial Cowboys fans who’ve never experienced the joy of being good but have been hated on their entire lives.

[Ed Werder @WerderEdNFL]

The #Cowboys are the 1st team to win 12 games in 3 straight seasons and fail to make the conference championship in any of them.

That is since the AFC & NFC created in 1970 Merger.

@ESPNStatsInfo

[Kaleb Barkac @Kbarkac]

This your burner account @MarcusBarkac?

[AS112 @AS_12239]

They just have to add Banjo-Tooie, Diddy Kong Racing and DK 64 to Switch Online...

Then my life will finally be complete 🙏

[Kurko Mods @Markus_Kurko]

Super Mario Sunshine, 2002

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Yes.

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

I call him Pony Tollard because he’s got some get giddy up, no matter what the fantasy nerds say

[Kaleb Barkac @Kbarkac]

Pretty sure Mike McCarthy is the worst coach of all time with clock management 🤦🏻‍♂️
#DALvsLAC

[Kaleb Barkac @Kbarkac]

@GregSalazarYT My 15 year old brother in law would love this! He’d be going from on board graphics to that 👀👀

[Connor Livesay @ConnorNFLDraft]

Last over the top annoying tweet and then I’ll try and take it easy for a bit.

Through 5 weeks, Dak Prescott, Tony Pollard, & Brandin Cooks are off to the worst statistical start of their career, projected over a 16-17 game season.

CeeDee Lamb is second worst.

Miss you Kellen.