Jesus

reADY

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

Have they tried shooting the algae?

[Mak @mak_aura]

Still no Epstein arrests but sure let's nab her.

[defend children @poopswag34]

Asking the boomer at the gun store if this gun does 25 damage

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[Jesus @Kbee273]

It's brighter in here than usual

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

While men slept, Tunisia nearly died at the hands of Japan 💔

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[A Kenny For Your Thoughts @_kennythoughts]

WHAT MY MICROWAVE SEES AFTER I PUT MY LEFTOVER RIBS IN THEY

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

23 year old man was caught waving his Glock switch in the air while partying at Myrtle Beach.

Police spotted him using a police drone.
Waving gun in the air, getting lit with friends.

[Jesus @Kbee273]

Kentucky and Tennessee know how to make that brown

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i no green i dominican papi

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"If I cut grass around a tree will the tree look taller?"
Chatgpt:

[Cardi B | Updates @updatesofcardi]

Cardi B on how she got her purse into Madison Square Garden last night for the NBA Finals’

[Jesus @Kbee273]

How could they know

[Jesus @Kbee273]

I got this annoying manager on today and we don't have AC. Yeah I'm just hitting the Penske all shift

[•UP•NORTH•TRIPS• @evboogie]

"I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red."

[Jesus @Kbee273]

What's up redbone
What's up caramel