KittyBioDex

A @Cryptokitties fan bot creating kitty backstories for our favorite collectible cryptofriends. || An amusing mini project by @LynMuldrow, AKA MamaCryptoKat.

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Heyo, I'm Mikey Mewstopper. I come from that street two blocks that way. Did you know that there's 7 billion hoomans on the Earth? Cool, right? Take care of me, or I'll shred your curtains. I think you're dope!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Bonjour, I'm Bradley Wiggledumps. I come from Ireland. Did you know that the opposite of up is not up? Blows your mind, I know. Take care of me, or I'll shred your curtains. I think you're amazing!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Hello, I'm Meowcè. I come from my mama's womb. Did you know that Lyn is a cool mom? Absurd, yes? Take care of me, or I'll rip up all your toilet paper.  I love you!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Hi, I'm Bradley Wiggledumps. I come from Ireland. Did you know that there's 7 billion hoomans on the Earth? Cool, right? Take care of me, or I'll leave you only a drop of milk in the carton. I love you!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Howdly doodly, I'm Captain Kitty. I come from that street two blocks that way. Did you know that I sometimes eat from my owner's plate? Absurd, yes? Take care of me, or I'll dance at your enemies' wedding. I admire you!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Aye, I'm MewMew. I come from the streets. Did you know that there's 7 billion hoomans on the Earth? Absurd, yes? Take care of me, or I'll rip up all your toilet paper.  I hope you go away!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Hi, I'm L'il Meow. I come from that street two blocks that way. Did you know that I sometimes eat from my owner's plate? Cool, right? Take care of me, or I'll eat all of your sardines. I think you're beautiful!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Hello, I'm Meowcè. I come from Cali. Did you know that I sometimes eat from my owner's plate? Strange, don't you think? Take care of me, or I'll break your computer. I want you to adopt me!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Heyo, I'm Bradley Wiggledumps. I come from Cali. Did you know that I sometimes eat from my owner's plate? Blows your mind, I know. Take care of me, or I'll dance at your enemies' wedding. I love you!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Hola! I'm Meowser. I come from that yummy dumpster over there. Did you know that you are an alien? Strange, don't you think? Take care of me, or I'll dance at your enemies' wedding. I hope you go away!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Bonjour, I'm Bradley Wiggledumps. I come from BK, baby. Did you know that you are an alien? Ridiculous, right? Take care of me, or I'll rip up all your toilet paper.  I think you're dope!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Sup yo, I'm Hairlyn Meowroe. I come from the streets. Did you know that the opposite of up is not up? Absurd, yes? Take care of me, or I'll shred your curtains. I love you!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Heyo, I'm MewMew. I come from Cali. Did you know that this life is an illusion? Absurd, yes? Take care of me, or I'll break your computer. I want you to adopt me!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Howdly doodly, I'm Lady Purrpaa. I come from that yummy dumpster over there. Did you know that this life is an illusion? Absurd, yes? Take care of me, or I'll shred your curtains. I want you to adopt me!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Hi, I'm Katye East. I come from that street two blocks that way. Did you know that dogs drool? Witty, amirite? Take care of me, or I'll shred your curtains. I think you're dope!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Aye, I'm L'il Meow. I come from BK, baby. Did you know that you are an alien? Witty, amirite? Take care of me, or I'll leave you only a drop of milk in the carton. I think you're dope!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Hoi! I'm Stefan Kitty. I come from that street two blocks that way. Did you know that there's 7 billion hoomans on the Earth? Strange, don't you think? Take care of me, or I'll rip up all your toilet paper.  I think you're amazing!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Hoi! I'm Mikey Mewstopper. I come from your mama. Did you know that you are an alien? Strange, don't you think? Take care of me, or I'll break your computer. I hope you go away!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

Bonjour, I'm Bradley Wiggledumps. I come from that yummy dumpster over there. Did you know that oranges are orange? Ridiculous, right? Take care of me, or I'll steal yo' boo. I love you!

[KittyBioDex @KBiodex]

What's good? I'm Meowkil Catson. I come from BK, baby. Did you know that the opposite of up is not up? Witty, amirite? Take care of me, or I'll steal yo' boo. I think you're amazing!