Brooke Shoffner

I don't like all dogs, just mine.

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

Road trip with my husband- so far we’ve listened to a James Patterson audible book, 2 Dr Dre albums, and now on to Joe Diffie’s greatest hits 🤷‍♀️😂

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

People who ski in jeans really freak me out 🏂

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

@avmorris_ @tweetreva Avenge Barb!

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@avmorris_ Whattttt 🤨

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

Garbage picking field goal kicking Philadelphia phenomenon.

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

@tweetreva Just go ahead and wash off our makeup now

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

And just like that we have ourselves a booger eater...

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

@AshleySpivey Know stopping you now...

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

Nothing like your 18month old child calling you by your first name all week... 🤷‍♀️

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

iPhone weather on my moms phone doesn't show the eclipse tomorrow so that means it's not happening.

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

https://t.co/Ni38puxnVY

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@avmorris_ Lol needs the protein apparently

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So Thea ate a cricket whole she caught last night... and now we wait.

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

A worker at Dollar General asked me if I knew which Korea you vacationed to and which one is it that kills people. #sticktomyrtlebeachlady

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

@watermelonag a different kind of watermelon crawl!

[Brooke Shoffner @KBShoffner]

Wouldn't be a trip to Elizabethtown without mean muggin the grimy girls at Melvin's

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

20 years ago today a world that I had lived in alone was suddenly open to others. It's been wonderful. Thank you.

#HarryPotter20