kenz♉︎

it’s brutal out here

[play nothing @MajorTomHeuchan]

Hockey helmet Billy tonight!!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: A lot of people are saying I'm one of the greatest presidents ever

Reporter: They aren't saying that

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Fauci helped with Aids/HIV, Swine Flu, MERS and Ebola treatment, turned a cancer 98% mortality rate into a 93% remission rate. Served under Republican and Democratic presidents with no issues. Spends 1 summer with Trump, and now you idiots are listening to Aaron Rodgers?

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[★7 @TatianaSnead]

who decided that all the couches gotta be boneless and striped corduroy? come to the front so we can stone you.

[Andy Beshear @AndyBeshearKY]

Sorry to miss Fancy Farm today, but let me get in on the fun. Rand Paul apparently said I’d been “neutered” by my legislature. Rich coming from a guy who’s never had a pair of balls and if he did they’d be held by Trump. 1/4

[Gus @Nobummmer]

This is what happens when you live in a culture in decline, people start reminiscing about Puddle of Mudd. Can’t blame them either, there are no mainstream rock bands anymore. There is no MTV Spring Break anymore.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I can finally rest

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

Mitch McConnell

[THECEOGAMERSEX @THECEOGAMERSEX]

SportsCenter is putting the spotlight on a man who raped a woman so badly she needed a tampon surgically removed. They're putting laughing emojis.

I still don't understand what they say by 'rape allegations ruin your life' when I look at trump or McGregor.

[maria | fig🇩🇴 @figtion]

I’m sorry but if you don’t think a billionaire shutting down one of the busiest streets in nyc ON THE 4TH OF JULY so she can have a wedding in a castle built inside a basketball court, is not the epitome of out of touch and “let them eat cake” then you just don’t care about people.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Imagine denying children free school lunch while making them read about Jesus multiplying loaves to feed all?!

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

being a republican is just an endless cycle of not understanding how anything works and crying about it

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I TRULY MISS HOW LIFE WAS BEFORE TRUMP AND MAGA 😔

[EDGE Central @NatSciChannel]

Fuck-You-Die admin passes 2467th Fuck-You-Die law. We all die.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

the pope just loves ripping on AI it’s so sick