Kohl-🚗ter 🇳🇴🇺🇸

Vikings disappoint me, Twins give me pain, the Wild give me heartburn. The timberwolves don’t give me any hope, but still let me down. UMN 2021 Grad APEC

[Kohl-🚗ter 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @KC3quotes]

@KFAN1003 @ejohannessen

[KFAN1003 @KFAN1003]

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[Steven @StevenWallaby]

When I get a little napkin and a cup of ice with my can of coke on a short haul economy flight

[HarvesterStallone @HarvesterStallo]

The Muppets live on, their human collaborators pass away. It’s not a privilege, it’s a curse. They want nothing more than to one day join them, but this they will not be afforded. They will outlive even young Sabrina. It isn’t time to mourn. It’s time to play the music.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Assures Pain From Tariffs Should Settle Down By His Third Term https://t.co/cdTOocMwDW

[LutheRem☧ 🦬 @AnimeAugsburg]

Martin Luther appeared to me in a dream and started maniacally screaming at me in German. When I woke up, I immediately Google translated what he had said.
He said: “Why are you an Anglican? We don’t do that in Germany!”
That was the moment I knew I had to become a Lutheran ASAP.

[The Future of Pride On Ice @FutureGophers]

🚨🚨 CO〽️MITTED 🚨🚨

JOEY CULLEN IS A GOPHER!

#PrideOnIce lands the #1 🇺🇸 2010 born player and early projected TOP name for the 2028 NHL Draft.

The Moorhead native brings high-end offensive instincts and elite playmaking ability. NTDP bound after posting 40 points for Spuds🥔

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

I’m not scared. I think you guys will fail because your ideas are stupid and very, very, old and will fail wherever put into practice. Price controls are older than Christianity, for instance. Your Mao schtick is moronic and takes advantage of your fans’ ignorance. I think you’re a cosplaying radical kid of privilege and apologist for murderers and terrorists. But you’re not scary dude. You’re a poseur. I think it’s hilarious you streamed my comments to your easily duped fans.

[Elena Saavedra Buckley @elenasb_]

In All the Pretty Horses

[Sony ⁷ @IntrovertAF_03]

Odysseus strumming his bow string and it makes a boyoyoyoyoiiiiiing

[Jake McKibbin @JakeMcKibbinBB]

The depths of depression in this commentator's voice is worth the watch alone

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘NEUROMANCER’ has been released.

Releasing January 22 on Apple TV.

[🎃 BIG POPPA PUMPKIN 🎃 @ElHijoDelSimon]

watching these sub ten minute ones on youtube on an off all day because of this, got inspired to make a supercut of my favorite stuff from this sausage & meatballs ep. guy yelling "GET RIGHT IN THERE" is a highlight to me.

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

Like what you see? I'm partnering up with @officialeague to give away a Ballpark Hawaiian shirt from their Diamond Vault Collection!

To enter:
1. Follow me and @officialeague
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[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

The Black Parade is coming to Target Field!

📷 REPOST NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 2 TICKETS TO THE AUGUST 24TH SHOW

Don't want to take your chances, tickets still available: https://t.co/W0UpIErUyb

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

I'M FEELING VERY NORWEGIAN TODAY 🇳🇴

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault