Kevin Clinton

Lifelong DC sports fan, ECU Pirate and golf addict.

[Shay Boloor @StockSavvyShay]

Citizens Bank thinks $TSLA Optimus could eventually go after a ~$1.7T U.S. labor market with ~$300B of work already realistic in factories, warehouses and back-of-house jobs.

Whats even more wild is that a humanoid is modeled at ~$5/hour versus ~$35/hour for a human worker with payback in under ~18 months.

That gives Tesla a massive advantage as the first customer because it can lower its own labor costs while proving Optimus works before selling it into the broader market.

[Kevin Clinton @KCDynamite]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist 51

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Terafab Texas will be the largest and most valuable building on Earth by far.

And it will be stunningly beautiful.

[Nationals Player Development @Nats_PlayerDev]

elijah green is headed on up to @HbgSenators ‼️

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

NVIDIA CEO, Jensen Huang: I want to be involved in nearly everything Elon Musk does.

"For xAI, we're an investor already. The only regret I have is I didn't give him more money. Almost everything that @elonmusk is part of you really want to be part of as well, and and he gave us the opportunity to invest, I'm just delighted by that."

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️

The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

[Saxby @_Saxby_]

So let me get this straight, Wilson Contreras does this in the first inning yesterday.

But Cade Cavalli can’t get hyped for striking this clown out?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Save the dates: The 2027 NFL Draft in Washington DC will be held April 29 — May 1.

[Ted Leonsis @TedLeonsis]

Welcome to the @WashWizards, AJ Dybantsa!

What a moment for our fans, the entire DC community, our front office, our staff, AJ and his family, and for the future of Wizards basketball. AJ brings incredible talent to a young and deep core that is ready to win.

Wizards fans: the future is bright, and tonight is another big step forward. #DCFamily

[Secretary Doug Burgum @SecretaryBurgum]

Excited to unveil the design for the East Potomac Golf Links renovation from Fazio Design.

Like iconic public courses of Bethpage Black & Torrey Pines, East Potomac will offer locals—of the National Capital Region—championship-quality golf at affordable, highly discounted rates.

[Kevin Clinton @KCDynamite]

@TheMasters Imagine thinking this wasn’t on purpose…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla self-driving saves a lot of lives – the statistics are unequivocal.

That doesn’t mean it’s perfect, of course.

Even when we improve safety 10X, saving 90% of the million lives lost in auto accidents every year, Tesla will still get sued for the 10% who did die. The 90% who are still alive mostly won’t even know that Tesla saved them.

Nonetheless, it is the right thing to do.

[Kevin Clinton @KCDynamite]

@elonmusk But will it fry an egg?

[Kevin Clinton @KCDynamite]

@jamierkennedy Love this content and think your list is great. Any reason you score 13/15 9 in the challenge category?

[College Baseball Reference @CBsBReference]

Players on Opening Day Rosters | Mid-Major Programs | #CollegeBaseball

[Kevin Clinton @KCDynamite]

@TheRealJStark @dcshowdown Unbelievable. Somebody get that man a FSD Tesla!

[Kevin Clinton @KCDynamite]

@jamierkennedy After the accident today, I doubt he’ll be playing this year.

[ΛI DRIVR @AIDRIVR]

Bioweapon Defense Mode is a GODSEND for allergies

I’m at my parents right now sneezing uncontrollably with itchy red eyes. 5 minutes sitting in Model Y and I am a new man

super underrated feature

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate.

On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other".

Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion.

Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself.

Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo.

Rest in peace, Chuck!