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Pineapple DOES belong on pizza.

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Never in my life have I seen something so accurate.

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Literally had a dream about eating Fruity Pebbles. Tell me you’re trying to lose weight without telling me you’re trying to lose weight #WW

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On my way home from work today I witnessed a man dressed like a cowboy walking through the street in Trenton carrying an electric guitar and a coors light in the pouring rain. Happy MDW!!🇺🇸

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Sam: *Tells Juliette he’d wait a year if she said that’s what it would take* *Tells Chloe if he has to wait even 6 weeks for Juliette he’ll start losing feelings already* #SiestaKey

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Idk what everyone was bugging out about, I thought that Ozark ending was LEGIT🙌🏽👏🏽

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@BacheloretteABC Why are we always forcing the girls to compete with one another as bachelorette and never the men? They clearly don’t want to be dating the same men AGAIN on an even weirder level.

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Getting real disturbed watching #extra on TV rn discussing women’s weight loss and using Jessica Simpson’s “highest weight” as her PREGNANCY weight. What is wrong with ppl?? How is this even allowed in 2021? Mind your business

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All I want to do is zone out and listen to my crime podcasts while working, but instead I have to keep making phone call after phone call. How dare they make me do real work the week of Christmas. This is the worst.

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SING IT W/ ME CATHOLIC SCHOOLERS:

Light the advent candle one, now the waiting has begun…🎶🎵🎶 🕯

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If you see me replying to celebrities or reality stars on Instagram, ignore it. I was 100% drunk and feeling supportive. Move on.

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My go to move when my boyfriend makes me mad, but not mad enough to say something is to adjust the thermostat.

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Think if I bought an elf on the shelf for my boyfriend he would even notice how many times it gets moved??

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen

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This also applies to my purse. Everytime I drink that bad boy ends up on the kitchen counter instead of hanging up 20 ft away on the coat rack like it shouldl be.

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Lmk why when I’m drunk I have to take my shoes off immediately in the middle of the kitchen, but when I’m sober I can wait till I get upstairs where they belong like an adult.

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As I was pulling up my pants after peeing, something got stuck on the handle for the bidet and the water sprayed all over my clothes and the rest of the bathroom. Can’t make this shit up🤦🏼‍♀️

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Got in a fight with my boyfriend tonight about who is going to take custody and raise our future children in our hypothetical death. It was heated. How’s your Sunday?

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One week engaged and I have come to a conclusion about wearing a ring everyday: it is WAY harder to crack my knuckles 7 times a day when there’s a rock in the way. And now that I just thought about cracking my knuckles I’m going to crack my knuckles again. TYGB #WeirdFlexButOk

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Anytime my boyfriend doesn’t sleep home I set a booby trap for the potential neighborhood burglar/serial killer just in case.

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It’s taking everything in me to not decorate for Christmas yet

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Imma Island Boy