Pete’s mom: Pete loves to party and have lots of sex and I don’t want him to change
Pete’s mom: GOD HAS CHOSEN THE PERFECT GIRL FOR MY SON WHO WILL KEEP HIM IN SIN
#TheBachelor
Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers... meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.