Average Kent League Cricketer

Brining you suspect updates and information from the Kent cricket league

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

@samtruss1986 @TheMoteCC @blackheathcc Have to be first in the queue there. #2sandwichesmax

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

Going to start a new thing. Catford is dead apart from Just Eat deliveries. Therefore, we will acknowledge each of our new followers. So @samtruss1986 who do you rep for, and what is your 💩 s tea ever

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

Same goes for @MayfieldCricket Going to start a new thing. Catford is dead apart from Just Eat deliveries. Therefore, we will acknowledge each of our new followers. So who do you rep for, and what is your 💩 s tea ever

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

Been playing shots in full whites, new pads, gloves, inners & new stick all afternoon. Think wearing the new spikes was a bit too far though. Holes everywhere!!

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

@LukeHermi @Jmgills @TheMoteCC @GravesendCC1880 @Cobhamcc1850 It’s ok @LukeHermi we can extend our horizons, seeing as other clubs have bottled it. As the Catford Massive have not played you before. Your ground looks as big as one of our local skateparks. I bet you’ve got some old badgers in there though!! 🦡

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

Ok @Jmgills @TheMoteCC you need an unreal flymo for that place @GravesendCC1880 might need 25 tins of gloss for those walls. Cricket wise we’ve not really been there, but heard you are weak on the booze.

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

Here at #catfordhq we don’t want to leave out teames in the Kent League @KUmpires @kcltruth. Therefore after a day of Catford Pimms and pad rash we’d be happy to supply our thoughts on your ground and general attitude to cricket. Send us a request. It will not make trip advisor.

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

Who else wore full whites today and practiced nicking off 3rd ball on a green one at @HarvelCricket after a solid two session winter nets v the 4th team bowlers. #justmethen

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

We have been in hibernation for a while, but have got Dixies Chicken delivered every night up at Catford HQ.
So what’s the best away game you have swerved if we all start playing leather on willow again in July + Why

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

I hope you don’t mind love but one of the lads is going to join us tonight.

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

Challenge! Name something you say on Christmas Day and during sex... GO!

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

London clubs are hopeful for 6inches of rain. This may be enough to wipe @BroadstairsCC off the map.

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

@WhitstableCC Whitstable Cricket Club have gone out of their way to provide the overseas for 2020 with an opportunity to taste the world famous Oysters from their door step. @Oysterfest09 @WhitstableKM @RNLI_Whitstable (#savetheoverseas)

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

Couple of Minster players looking for a new club in 2019.
We asked for an interview.
We just want to play with our mates init!

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

@OfficialFCC1885 Frindsbury in the Kent League!! Awesome job chaps

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

Rolling into @gorecourt away like

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

@doves1971 @HSBCCricketClu1 @CanterburyCC1 Each division has it’s own awards. 🙄 pretty sure the bottom placed team won div 2 @WhitstableCC likely to have been draining the maggot when the others were announced.

Food wasn’t to bad for a freebie!

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

So where did the Prem Fair play award go?

@HSBCCricketClu1 prime contenders not the winners after providing the worst teas of the season.
@CanterburyCC1 second worst team of the season. Bounce back next year...

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

When you’re crowned with the highest award in the Kent League! Top Badger Mr Darren Cooper. @AshfordTown_CC @ashfordtown

[Average Kent League Cricketer @KCLchump]

@Jas__Singh19 @minstercricket came in with an offer he couldn’t refuse. #insertfunnycommenthere