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[KₐₙₑCrisp @KCrispee]

*bassline rave @WINDOWKID
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Me: "here's what the thing is"

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Worst nightmare caught on camera

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https://t.co/ldC9d7GhNP

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https://t.co/BbUH2zKyY4

[Unbased🧛🏿 @unbasedsavage]

Can’t believe this a real video 💀

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

Dillon Danis is such an embarrassment. Naughty list.

[KₐₙₑCrisp @KCrispee]

Have people been watching a lot of final destination recently or what ?

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

A video has emerged from a Chinese airline in January showing a plane erupting into panic.

A man shouted that he was stuck in a “time loop” and that this was his 6th cycle. In the cycle he claims that the plane crashed, everyone died and then he returned to this point.

He also said the flight attendant wasn’t human and was a robot who was changing her battery.

The plane ended up not flying after multiple passengers became worried and the man responsible for the panic was arrested.

He was sent to a “professional medical institution” to receive further treatment after police claimed that his mental state was “abnormal.”

Thoughts?

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 70: 59.6km

70 days in and this mission has fundamentally changed me as a man.

Before I was an eat anything on site kind of bloke. 5 second rule + stoppage time. Good to go. Is it edible? I volunteer as sacrifice. Iron stomach.

Not anymore. Can’t trust a fart for love nor money out here. I no longer look at food and wonder what it will do for athletic performance or whether it will taste nice. I just look at it and wonder how violently it will come out the other end.

In life I say, risk it for a chocolate biscuit. But also, play it safe for a dry fart and solid bowel movement. Hope you enjoyed this bit of Friday night wisdom.

In other news I went running all day today and water is also still wet.

Have a great evening everyone🫡

[Stuart Jones @StuartJones7]

Robbing the bookies again. Easy money.

Just you wait and see @Chunkz @KSI @Callux @ohnosharky @chrismd10 etc 😤 #SaintsFC

[KₐₙₑCrisp @KCrispee]

Woke twitter are about to cancel storks

[Terrifying Nature @JustTerrifying]

Mother stork throws out immature baby to increase survival chances of other babies.

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@OfficialFPL @Fulcher__

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@footballtweet Ngolo kante

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@stewartflaherty @StokeyyG2 I feel that it should be the whole body ! Anything less is just slow reactions from the defender 🤷‍♂️

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@charlieINTEL WAW

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https://t.co/aJY1jbXGqz ?? 🤔🫡

[UFC @ufc]

Pound-For-Pound #1!

Who should be next for @MakhachevMMA after #UFC284? 🤔

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@NoContextBrits Discos

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😬😱🤯

[JD. REID @jdreidmusic]

when you blend some headie with some wiley some sticky and a piece of more fire. EDITS 5 out now.

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@interestingaf How do you get off ?

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@ModernWarzone Vanguard

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@DanceConcept I'm trans so slice and dice