Thor Burmeister

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua.

[Thor Burmeister @kcWorstBehavior]

How many times will I watch this over the next couple days/weeks/months/years? Who's to say?

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

JALEN SUGGS. UNBELIEVABLE! 🤯🚨

@ZagMBB #FinalFour

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The Kansas City Royals and ice cold bats in the month of April.

Name a more iconic duo.

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Alright, it was the 9th. I was listening at work. Give me a break.

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Was telling my friends that his description of the Wallner homer in the 8th today sounded like a soft single in the gap. Then I hear, "...and gone." Come on, man.

It's especially jarring these days because Jake Eisenberg is phenomenal. Really hope he's here for years to come.

[kstate_MAN @kstateman14]

Denny Matthews is a legend. But it's about time to call it career. Perhaps past time. He calls an extra base hit like a pitch that got fouled off behind the plate. Idk, maybe I'm being picky.

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Me every time I saw highlights from Illinois State vs NDSU on Saturday

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Illinois state

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The font reads like a Dr Seuss title lmao

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Got some more fridge magnets recently, and punctuation really does change the game

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I will watch this clip, in full, every single time that the algorithm overlord blesses me with it. 🙏

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Today, we are all sexy goth bad boys. 🖤🐍

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Told them to take it to the back and let Mike bounce on it. Was not disappointed.

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@TKC_RobbieV @happytreeskc Japanese people read through his tweets like they're a late night Sarah McLachlan commercial and In the Arms of An Angel is playing in the background.

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Rizzler is pro-Mahomes, confirmed.
Bless.

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

Free Advice with The Rizzler

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@TKC_RobbieV @Jspot_KCSRK Gonna need this on the Suicide Squad scale, to fully comprehend.

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Pope LeO-Block

send

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Never would have thought that I'd live to see Wrestlemania take place in the Chiefs' home stadium, and now I'm about to see it happen 2 times in the past 3 years. 🥹

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@TKC_RobbieV Really was the reunification moment of the community. You've done a lot of good in the last nearly decade and a half, dude. Keep pressing onward.

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When horny guys on here say, "Till it smelled like dog surgery" is the dog receiving the surgery or performing the surgery?

One of those scenarios sounds a lot stinkier than the other.

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@MRedifire @TKC_RobbieV #OopsAllGokus

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@mat_sucks Gonna have to see a generational run of honking and Blazing out of you for the rest of this season to make up for it.

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@focra It's full of gold. I do the dipset thing while I'm sitting by myself all the time. lmao

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While Dracula Flow is definitely the goated video, I still think about this one weekly
https://t.co/3h2SIRoZ6f