Kat Cleary

Livin' like an old geezer

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

People out there building rockets and shit and I'm over here eating fried chicken on the floor

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

@maddiewhittle Apparently you don't go to comedy shows often. Each and every open mic/stand up show is male after male joking about race and porn. There is rarely something else they joke about. Yet they are still the majority in the space, so we as the audience have to hear it over and over🥱

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

I just know this song is gonna be on Amanda’s Spotify wrapped #summerhouse

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

I am one produce bag away from having a mental breakdown at the grocery store

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

grocery stores being negative degrees are the #1 enemy of a woman living a braless life

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

Anxiety is knowing your roommate is burning toast but still worrying that you might be having a stroke...

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

Not me thinking about watching The Land Before Time 🦖🦕

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

Someone tell me why no interruption by hoodie Allen is still living in my head rent free

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Some asshole’s get better. Some just stay the same. ⁦@piersmorgan⁩

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

This pandemic has brought me to the place that my relationship status is just my deep commitment to watching the film The Bodyguard

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

I hope “one hundred models I could follow all the way to hell and back but they can't replace you” @PostMalone is on a valentine’s day card 💝

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

Too many times have I felt my life is the scene in What a Girl Wants where Amanda Bynes has to trade in her tank tops for pearls and matching skirt suits

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

when you open an online recipe and it is immediately the recipe rather than Jenny telling you her 8 paragraph long journey to getting back in the kitchen. that. that’s what does it for me.

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

True Life Quarantine Stories: I’m having a one sided relationship with a podcaster

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

did you ever really stop believing in Santa if you think you can manifest things?

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

@ArianaGrande will never top the masterpiece that is Christmas & Chill

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

I wish they wouldn’t write family size on all my empty chip bags

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

someone call mtv because I’m sexually attracted to acorn squash

[Kat Cleary @Kdawg13c]

growing up is liking all of the salsa and not just the liquid.

[A24 @A24]

It's the titular role https://t.co/k7bXhmLHC7