KD Bear

Welder by day. Dancer by night.
I live where news is made.

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

#LetsGoPens

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

Ugh. More evidence that a lot of the news folks may be wasting their lives on Twitter.

[Disrupt MediaLab @dmedialab]

News consumption through social media https://t.co/WOSu41utuM via @medium

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

Ethical journalism is a lonely island to live on when you’re in the local news biz

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

Ha ha. Ok. Welcome aboard. Will you explain to the other stations what Breaking News is?

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

Some of these newscasters are fools, always talking about themselves. They spend more of their airtime talking about how they spent their day than they do on actual facts of the story. Is it about the viewers and the story, or is it about you?

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

I recently learned that I am what the kids call a "burner account", so keep the gasoline to yourselves.

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

Saw another station run a story this morning on a body found yesterday. Branded it as "Happening Now". DID THEY DISCOVER TIME TRAVEL!?!?!?!

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

What's the point of me holding the line if another station is just going to come along later to stupidly and irresponsibly air the same non-story?

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

Someday I'll track down and sue all the viewers who send mean emails and messages to my home. I'll claim emotional distress. But for now, I need all these vile pieces of filth to win the May book.

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

When the competition drops an 8.0 quarter-hour in households just 2 days before the start of the May book.

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

I'm being held against my will. Release me from this prison of scrolling text!!!!!!!!

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

I clearly came out of hibernation too early.

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

Every time you call something "Breaking News" when it's not really "Breaking News" I maul an adorable forest creature.

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

#KDBearForSecretaryOfState

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

When it's crunch time, pray you have the people who can see a solution, not people who can't look past the problem. #PhilosophyBear

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

Running teleprompter is a lot like playing golf. Some do it all their lives and never master it.

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

On Twitter, the long, hard fight for the moral high ground never ends.

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

If it's typed in ALL CAPS... IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!! #CapsLock ⌨️

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

I've come out of hibernation to say that it's time for all of you to start working a little harder.

[KD Bear @KDBear2]

@BuryDrug I feel like there's an unspoken bond between us. I like your style.