the most liberating day of a man's life is the day he realizes you can simply have your own super bowl party at your own house, complete with the 2-3 food items you actually want, a 12-pack, the ability to hit mute during commercials, and the only guests being your wife and child who both go to bed at half time, leaving you alone on the couch for the second half.
Pure bliss.
Brady spat in the face of Pats nation
-lived in Boston for 20 years
-got paid $235 million
-got a 17 foot statue outside Gillette
-his homie he won 3 SB with is the head coach, one of his best friends is the OC.
Not to mention we have had his back no matter what
Thanks Tommy
This is for Patriots fans eyes only. I don’t want to leave anything unsaid before the Super Bowl. So I’m just gonna say this and move on. I think it’s bullshit Tom Brady said he has no dog in the fight for the Super Bowl. It’s pretty obvious he doesn’t give a shit about us anymore so maybe we shouldn’t care about him either. Maybe it was just professional and that’s fine.
Meet Michael Rubin. He's the reason all of your team's merchandise is cheaply made trash. He's the reason every league's jerseys are pure shit. He's the reason everything you buy lasts 4 washes. A true inspiration.
My son is learning how to talk and just said "It's lowkey frying me fr that casuals glaze Matthew Stafford for MVP when he's just a Puka Nacua merchant that can't even lock down a division. Meat riding is crazzzzzzy"
He's a good kid.
In 1984, Eddie Murphy told Richard Pryor of his plans to make a musical album. Pryor laughed, betting $100k he wouldn’t do it without jokes. Murphy did, & on the inner sleeve he wrote, “To Richard Pryor, my idol, with whom I have a $100k bet. No, motherf**ker, I didn’t forget.” Pryor never paid up.