KD

Fighting crime & Saving the planet

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

First time he’s ever been called for carrying

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This how you know people with down syndrome have good hearts because every cell in his body is telling him to eat that baby

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

the most liberating day of a man's life is the day he realizes you can simply have your own super bowl party at your own house, complete with the 2-3 food items you actually want, a 12-pack, the ability to hit mute during commercials, and the only guests being your wife and child who both go to bed at half time, leaving you alone on the couch for the second half.

Pure bliss.

[Jake Smith @Jakesmith1844]

Brady spat in the face of Pats nation

-lived in Boston for 20 years
-got paid $235 million
-got a 17 foot statue outside Gillette
-his homie he won 3 SB with is the head coach, one of his best friends is the OC.

Not to mention we have had his back no matter what

Thanks Tommy

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is for Patriots fans eyes only. I don’t want to leave anything unsaid before the Super Bowl. So I’m just gonna say this and move on. I think it’s bullshit Tom Brady said he has no dog in the fight for the Super Bowl. It’s pretty obvious he doesn’t give a shit about us anymore so maybe we shouldn’t care about him either. Maybe it was just professional and that’s fine.

[sure is a hot one @playpigeonss]

Meet Michael Rubin. He's the reason all of your team's merchandise is cheaply made trash. He's the reason every league's jerseys are pure shit. He's the reason everything you buy lasts 4 washes. A true inspiration.

[Al Horford Pacino @alpacinogrunt]

Peyton Manning helping the Pats QB the week of the Super Bowl while the guy we gave a statue to won’t even commit to rooting for us #yay #fun #epic

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

was genuinely nervous and sweating watching the tampa super bowl but tom brady won't root for us

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

My son is learning how to talk and just said "It's lowkey frying me fr that casuals glaze Matthew Stafford for MVP when he's just a Puka Nacua merchant that can't even lock down a division. Meat riding is crazzzzzzy"

He's a good kid.

[Show Me the Money Podcast @showmethepod]

We are about to have 42 days without any UFC fights

[Jimbo J @Jimbo_J_]

Meet Congratulations Man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

gotta cop a pair just off the strength of me missing out as a youngin and not being broke no more

[Dan @pizzaboy]

Get your wife pregnant in February.

Paternity leave in November.

Thank me later.

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

fuck the trans athletes nonsense, we need to ban french people NOW.

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

Ayesha will deadass see Steph do shit like this and think that she was ever supposed to be more important than him, yea right.

[John Christo @WhitePepperESQ]

No Drugs
No Alcohol
No Drama
No Allegations
No Scandals

Just a straight dogshit football player.

[ay @spoonlocks]

Crazy ass picture😭😭

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1984, Eddie Murphy told Richard Pryor of his plans to make a musical album. Pryor laughed, betting $100k he wouldn’t do it without jokes. Murphy did, & on the inner sleeve he wrote, “To Richard Pryor, my idol, with whom I have a $100k bet. No, motherf**ker, I didn’t forget.” Pryor never paid up.