Voy a piratear como nunca se ha pirateado voy a piratear juegos que mi PC no tira voy a piratear software de neveras inteligentes voy a empezar a piratear spreadsheets y pagers voy a piratear discos con Medievil PSX que repartiré por la calle
PlayStation: Si estás 30 días sin encender tu consola perderás todas tus licencias de videojuegos
Steam: Que sepas que si este juego desaparece se te dará un reembolso.
Por cierto, mi rey, el tío de Varsovia que intentó robarte la cuenta ha sido ejecutado. Buen día.
SORRY NO TRANNYS ALLOWED AT THE TOPLESS POOL PARTY 💯‼️‼️‼️✅ WE WILL BE CHECKING Adam‘s apples n STRONG FACIAL FEATURES n LARGE HANDS ✅ I tried to be respectful I said MS.
Patreon CEO Jack Conte delivers a message to Bricks & Minifigs after they sent an official takedown request for Reckless Ben’s videos
“We have in fact unfortunately determined that Bricks & Minifigs can stuff it, we’re keeping Ben’s page up”
(Via JackConteExtras on YT)
> be Riot
> 2014 anti-cheat team is 3 guys
> legacy system Packman barely works
> 2020 ship Vanguard, kernel-level, on boot
> internet calls it a Chinese rootkit
> ship it anyway
> ban 3.6M Valorant cheaters in 4 years
> one ban every 37 seconds
> 2024 force it onto League, 175K bans in months
> scripting drops below 1% for the first time in 4 years
> Elysium, Oasys, Zeitgeist all shut down
> May 22 2026 flip IOMMU on DMA rigs, they blue-screen mid-match
> tweet "congrats on your $6k paperweight"
a Tencent rootkit just bricked a $6,000 wallhack rig and the only people mad are the guys who bought one