Hey Mainers,
Sear this dumpy picture of these 5 fucking useless knobs (shit eating grins included) into your brain. They don’t look like they can wipe their own ass let alone run a state.
Fuck them.
Each and every one of them has to go.
The national embarrassment ends here.
@iAmJoeSokol followed a viewer tip to a hidden encampment behind the old Arby's in Bangor and found what he described as the creepiest, most disgusting site yet.
One of the funny ironies of this race is Susan Collins comes from a thoroughly working class Irish-Catholic background in rural Northern Maine
While Graham Platner is the child of wealthy liberal WASPs & literally went to an out of state $70,000 a year prep school, his Grandfather (William Platner) was a famous modern architect
Susan Collins grew up as a farm hand in Caribou, Graham Platner grew up on a costal mansion
His entire identity is fake
Theo Von gets personal on his podcast and reveals he wishes he had a wife and kids to come home to.
He says he’s losing “motivation” and that there is “not a ton to do” to keep him engaged.
“I think I kind of wish that there was like a family aspect in my life right now, like a wife and children. But that’s not there.”
After 20 years of stand-up and reaching Joe Rogan-level success in podcasting, what Theo wants most now isn’t more money or fame. It’s a family.
All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet: