Keane Burden

Hello Twitter. Please follow me I crave fame

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If I see one more prom post I’m gonna lose it. We were all there we know you had prom.

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The world is gonna end from the eclipse the sun’s gonna explode

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Did Hellen Keller die a virgin? One of life’s great mysteries

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My winemaking empire is gonna go crazy. Just wait till I’m rich

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Why is like 80% of girls horse girls like wtf

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Mamma Mia is the worst fucking movie ever I hate it so much

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Helen Keller is propaganda

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THEY DETWITTERED MY TWITTER

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Today is my 4 year Twitter birthday Twitter account birthday again again again

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Today is my 3 year Twitter birthday Twitter account birthday again again

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@ItsLilKae It’s like you literally are posting a tweet but on Instagram

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Anyone who uses Instagram notes is annoying (except Gavin it’s okay when he does it)

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On the 6th day god created salami

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Tragedy.

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Today is a national holiday. Quite possibly the best day of the year

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I had to walk to school today I feel like a fucking peasant

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I will see you soon Memphis pyramid.

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@akump0_ Pretty sure I didn’t

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Rest in peace to my skateboard bearings

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@akump0_ Belive it or not I didn’t mean to

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@viawilson11 Bueno

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Estoy loco