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[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[orbeez gosh @orbeezgosh]

Do horses know they’re Vehicle

[Joel Klatt @joelklatt]

“If the world hates you, understand that it hated me first.”

“I have told you these things so you may have peace. You will have suffering in this world. BE COURAGEOUS! I have conquered the world!”

Praise Jesus who has secured our victory.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Say a prayer.

[せる。 @STGEAR_CELL]

モンゴル犬風洞実験

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[🐳 @2001V01]

"We got bigger fish to fry" is lowkey rs

If I had a bigger fish I'd fry dat
one

Cuz of the flavor

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Good looks your honor

[ً @cryst6ls]

imagine having one sided beef with me and i’m just at home digging in my butt

[c @qowieueurhfhdjk]

shawty relax let me buy you a hotdog

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Rory McIlroy is the Masters champion. #themasters

[kristof @isseyboy]

Weapons of mass destruction we good on that

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

STUNNER IN COLUMBUS! MICHIGAN OWNS OHIO STATE! 〽️

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

No I didn't see the Northern Lights I was busy looking at my wife

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

I don’t think people realize just how badly Juul fucked up their bodies if they’re receiving $3,000 payouts from one class action lawsuit. “Yay I can buy a new iPhone!” Bro you’re going to need a new iRon Lung Pro Max