25 || they/them || writer, actor, connoisseur of {something funny and entertaining} || finally caved and made an OFMD Twitter account, follow my fic(s) on AO3
i see twitter didnt explode overnight. uhhh *checks TL* i think stede should do izzy's cringe zorro shirt destroying sword move but instead of slicing up izzys clothes hes cumming on them is that anything
maybe the reason i’m all about the ot3/loose polycule situation with this series is that everyone is gay and there aren’t really any ships i hate. like i got so used to ignoring uninteresting heterosexual romance plots out of spite i forgot about multishipping
not gonna finish this lil thing bc it’s old as balls and i don’t remember what i was going to do with it but regardless. here you go cjizzy nation *throws this at you like i am tossing a handful of feed to the chickens*
I know we all have hcs for Izzy. his personality his motivations his feelings the equipment in his pants but BUT we all agree that he's shorter right, we're all sticking with that no one's trying to make him taller in anything? we are all united on this front, right?
thee pirate hunter au... worlds stupidest idiot has no idea what’s about to hit him
it’s my headcanon that he’s a former navy man who still introduces himself by his rank because it seems like the kind of cringe ass thing he would do.