Luke Keating

could be worse

[Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan dies of laughter when openly gay comedian Tim Dillon goes off on the insanity of Pride Month:

DILLON: “Why do the Padres have to wear gay uniforms for Pride Month? That doesn’t make any sense.”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂 What are they wearing? What happens when they play in Dearborn?”

DILLON: “It’s not going to go well. As a gay person, I’ve never said that I need the Padres to be gay too.”

ROGAN: “People have been taught that thinking for themselves might make them racist, sexist, or homophobic, so they’re afraid to question anything.”

DILLON: “Why is Chase Bank gay? Why’s Chobani Yogurt trans? Does this give people healthcare? Does this make you happy? What’s the point of all this?”

ROGAN: “It makes some people happy.”

DILLON: “It actually makes more people angry. That’s why gay marriage has lost 11 points in support. It’s annoying. Why is my bank gay?”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂”

DILLON: “I just want to know when my bank came out as gay. I’m fine with it, but I just wish someone would’ve told me. This doesn’t make anyone’s life better.”

ROGAN: “It’s a very confusing time for children today.”

DILLON: “It’s just virtue signaling garbage that ends up making people hate that community. They’re not going to gain support by shoving a worldview down everyone’s throat.”

[Michael Flynn Jr @realmflynnJR]

This is INSANE!

Get off OZEMPIC ASAP!

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

i think twitter has the smartest people out of all of the social medias

[Mads @europemaxxed]

I hate my Job
But it pays for Beers
And I need Beers
Because I hate my Job

[Luke Keating @KeatingLuke]

@notorious_bug20 bell centre rockin

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

[Leafslatest @Leafslatest]

Matthew Tkachuk and Brady Tkachuk both agreed that if they were on the Maple Leafs while Auston Matthews was hit by Radko Gudas, there’s no way they wouldn’t have gotten ejected sticking up for him:

“Anytime something happens to your best player or captain, there has to be some sort of response. You shouldn’t have to fight for every clean hit, but if something dirty happens or a guy gets hurt, you deal with it right away.

At that point, it’s not even about the points in the standings. Sticking up for your teammate matters more in a game like that.

I don’t know, I think Brady and I are pretty old school in the way we think, but if we were on the Leafs, we probably wouldn’t have lasted that game without being in a scrum after every whistle.

Nobody’s coming out of that game without at least a hit or a little jab. There would’ve been a scrum after every whistle.”

🎥 @Wingmenpod

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#leafsforever

[♰ @reeceollld]

i dont give a fuck

[🔥⭐️Edwin⭐️🔥 @Nuked4Every1]

Halloween In Da HOOD! 🫣

[Emily Bryant @EmilyBryant4]

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

🚨NEW: Bill Maher *GOES OFF* on left for refusal to engage in dialogue with people they disagree with after Charlie Kirk Assassination🚨

"I love to have people like Charlie Kirk sit there as he did ... he was very Christy ... I'm an atheist. But it's okay! He's a human being — and not a dummy!"

"And unless people get it through their thick f*cking skulls, you're going to have to talk to people."

"For all those *ssholes who are like, 'I can't believe you talked to Trump' ... where does it end? ... Who's next? People who voted for him? Can I not talk to Joe Rogan?"

"F*ck off with this b*llshit!"

@DailyCaller