adam

I’ve spent many a night on the Moors, kicking Pheasants into touch, and grappling with beasts unknown to mankind

[adam @KebabTits]

Some boy, Diogo Jota.

[BIG RED @BIGREDLFC_]

Was stuck behind a bloke in Morrisons in Kirkby last night.

Took absolutely ages at the till. Place was about to close.

He just stood there. Silent.

Turns round to me and says "if we wait right to the end it will get cheaper"

They closed the shop and told us to fuck off.

That man was Richard Hughes. #LFC

[Jimmy Murphy @JimmyMu35984013]

Richard Hughes could be given a year to organise Christmas dinner and still be defrosting the turkey on Boxing Day.

[adam @KebabTits]

You absolute useless fucking cunts

[adam @KebabTits]

Pick that out

[adam @KebabTits]

Love the idea of getting into good forward positions and running into or passing it straight to a black and white shirt

[adam @KebabTits]

Players might be fitter, but we’re still fucking shite.

[adam @KebabTits]

Well done, Grav

[adam @KebabTits]

Can’t believe were apparently finishing behind this Spurs side…

[adam @KebabTits]

@HendrickD82 Alisson doing a lot of heavy lifting in that group of goalkeepers

[adam @KebabTits]

‘Minteh will be back in October’

‘Minteh will only miss 5 games!’

This is Liverpool. You can easily add at least six weeks to whatever the actual timescale is.

When it comes to injured players, no club does it like the reds do.

[adam @KebabTits]

@b_eleanor_ I’d just like to put on record, that I had absolutely no issue with it whatsoever…

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Frustrating that Gambia's World Cup campaign meant that Richard Hughes couldn't have started the process to sign Minteh a little bit earlier than right towards the end of August

[adam @KebabTits]

‘From now til the end of the window’

Fuck me. How longs it been open now? Blamed the World Cup at one point and that fucker’s been finished four and a half weeks.

[Matt Thielen @MattThielen]

Liverpool are interested in market opportunities.

Make no mistake, the club are leaving no stone left unturned from now until the end of the transfer window.

[adam @KebabTits]

@JohnnyCole84 Hahaha not a fucking chance

[adam @KebabTits]

Fucking state of that. Shambles.

[Dossena @DossenaLFC]

My head can’t handle how much work this squad needs 😂 At least we’ve got Kostas Tsimikas back, the man who makes everyone laugh.

[adam @KebabTits]

@Blyth_Spartans Might be a good idea to stop relying on 30 yard free kick screamers, lads.

[Space | ™ @ITKSpace]

@DeanJamesAFC I refuse to entertain insults from a man who proudly has “gooner” in his profile, willingly naming himself after nights spent alone beneath the blue glow of a screen, one hand occupied, while the final remnants of dignity quietly abandon him to the darkness.

[adam @KebabTits]

@NeilLfc_5 Haha, it’s like they’ve stuck Konate on the wing

[adam @KebabTits]

I’ve seen enough. Make Jacquet captain.

[adam @KebabTits]

Gonna need to be, cause this midfield still offers absolutely fuck all in terms of protection of the back four

[adam @KebabTits]

Was convinced Jacquet’s knee had blown up just then, such is our luck.

Looks quality so far, though.