Real Life Mermaid🧜🏽‍♀️

live, love, laugh…trying to find a f*ck to give🙂‍↕️

[ania 🎀 @spoil3d_]

I genuinely hold on to people longer than I should bc I be wanting it to work out and that's my problem

[Real Life Mermaid🧜🏽‍♀️ @Kedoraaa]

I’m at the gym with no headphones ☹️
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ I’m just listening to disco music ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[Real Life Mermaid🧜🏽‍♀️ @Kedoraaa]

AND BITCH DONT ASK ME IF I CUM YETTTTTTT! Baby can iiii…

[Chioma Jessica @ChioMA__JessicA]

"how do you handle stressful situations?"

Me:

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

I smoke weed because sometimes there are 743 thoughts happening at once and I would like them to shut the fuck up and take turns.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I know everything will be alright but whatttttt theeeeee actualllllllll fuckkkkkkkk

[Real Life Mermaid🧜🏽‍♀️ @Kedoraaa]

Tyler Perry really knows how to get u on the edge of your seat😭😭 I needa new season by the morning!

[SJ @sydphetamine]

type shit i be on

[𑣲⋆ @xolyviaxo]

When maintenance people are in my house i sit on the couch like this

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

i just get high & let shi b

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

And respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

y’all wasn’t here frrr

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

When you try to stop smoking weed:

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

i postpone certain outfits until i get a certain hairstyle because yes it's that deep

[P @Pjustgotback]

I be so high and bitches just be talking and I be like yeah

[audi ✩ @doublerr1_]

getting high after a long day rlly do be feeling rewarding

[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

When you try to stop smoking weed:

[Kae Dee 🧚🏽‍♂️ @Overdose_OnKase]

Mind you she looked a mess 😭😭😭

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

I be high off life and a blunt right after

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

how life feels when no one knows where you are or what you’re up to