D Stel

Words can be broken, so can bones

[Shane Erdmann @MrShaneKyle]

@FieldYates my gf and I just saw you on Sportscenter, she said you look like a Jonas Brother #adorbs

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

@MrShaneKyle Hahaha. The 4th Jonas? I'll take it.

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

"Wanna go to Target? They have air conditioning and we need toilet paper. And we can play video games." @MrShaneKyle is smart

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

@MrShaneKyle https://t.co/na7KeObY7T

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Idea: A roll of buttery french toast, like a giant tape dispenser, where you can just tear off as much as you need. Yes I've been drinking.

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

No joke somebody just ordered a Hennessy margarita #points

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

In other news, we are playing Sims and have humans that are named after our cats

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

Do animals have spirit humans? @MrShaneKyle

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

Circle of Willis. Rejected Lion King song @MrShaneKyle "you gotta clamp that shit off." Google that shit

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

I put a cat in a different room and told him to stay. He did. The world is over. *plan accordingly

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

Me: insulting people, cesspool something something. Shane: Cesspool of Semen! New band name I call it!!

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

I've never heard my boyfriend speak so passionately about something until he talked about his hatred for juggalos. @MrShaneKyle ❤️

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

"My tits don't honk the car horn" @MrShaneKyle thanks babe

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

If @MrShaneKyle was on a cooking show https://t.co/EUy5geJ72f

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

Night Court on tv! 4-2 "LAFF-TV" ...this is the coolest thing about my Saturday night. Party woo

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

Correction *lesbrarian

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

"It's not your librarian look, it's your lesbarian look" @reactionary6 #flannelandglasses

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

Now try to get that out of your mind https://t.co/8XydkzqM8i

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Sex with Hugh Hefner must be like watching someone try to puncture a Capri Sun pouch with an earthworm.

[D Stel @KeeblerHands]

Coworker just called her kids "motherfuckers" ... ...