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mi wadi lives over the ocean, mi wadi lives over the sea

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

My worst nightmare has come true as a group of youngfellas just screamed "enjoy your shite missus" as I walked to my car with a packet of toilet roll from shopping..
I will not be answering any further questions at this time.

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

@ItsSlbx 😂😂 12 year old me just wanted to add a little spice✨️

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

You're looking at the one and only Ciara Anne Emily Madonna Crosbie

[The Irish For @theirishfor]

A long shot, but does anyone know if any research has been done on the confirmation names that Irish children have chosen over time?

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

@DanMartin92 @rachelobeirne @daryldoyle97

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

and I fell into the pram on top of the child so then everyone start screaming that I had just kneed a baby in the face
Imagine a whole festival screaming you're a baby face knee criminal...while on acid

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

I just reminded myself of a horrific memory from a festival in Australia a few years back where I took a stamp and some people had brought kids to the festival so while on route to one of the stages I didn't see this woman pushing a pram back to the campsite

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

People are here trying to pay their mortgage off and I'm transferring enough for a sausage roll into their account instead of a month's wage

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

Each day I work for the bank I realize more and more why I should not work for the bank

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

Went up to my Nanny's and she said there's a few bits from his house for you that I think you would like. Opened the box and this was sitting inside🥲
When they show you little signs that they're still around🤍

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

A little robin has been appearing around me everywhere the last few weeks, following me around on walks,sitting in the garden with me.Even started sitting in my kitchen some mornings! I had a family member pass recently which clicked for me that this little robin was probably him

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

@Electriclove_x @EmmmaGraham the way we watched this everyday of our lives

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

Nanny rang me in work today but I missed it, me panicking runs outside to ring her back. She answers with "hello is this a scammer" hahaha will someone give this woman a break and explain her granddaughter is not trying to get her to revolut 5k to a long lost cousin in Zimbabwe

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

because I would rather wipe my arse with a nettle and brush my teeth with a stick then continue this 9-5 business

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

after my first day back in the office I want to officially ask anybody with information on how to achieve a life of living offgrid in the forest wearing a mushroom hat homeschooling my future kids about fairies & living off wild berries

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

grandfather tis Christmas time and I am emotional enough please stop with this unbearable cuteness

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

me & my granda we're having that if you won the lotto what would you do chat.
He said if he won he would buy me my dream little cottage down the country & then finished it with "but the barn is the most important part so you can have all the animals you've always dreamed of"💔🥲

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

@Blu_bone @GingerBredHun

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

Last night we were talking about if we ever got robbed in the streets what would we do,and Luke goes you wouldn't have to worry whoever robbed your bag would bring it back to you out of pity because it's full of witch potions, rocks and poetry books😭😭
I've never felt so exposed

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

@GingerBredHun ♥️☹️ I love you very much friend

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

what do you mean no? I'm basically a little backpack I can go everywhere with you

[crosbiejocks🌻 @KeeCrosbie]

I just asked Luke would he stay with me if I lost both my arms and legs to which he answered no and I've genuinely never been more offended in my life