Kingsley Ayegbeni

Man utd,Football banter

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

You think you can interview Ronaldo despite constantly disrespecting him, yet you agreed that the people who dragged Okocha have used their own mouths to close doors.

Guy, God go really punish you seh. 🤣

[ifirst born 🦦 @isgxoboulokuhle]

Used women's body lotion and face cream this morning I can feel the accountiblty leaving my body.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Nigerian women lie a lot but one thing they do not lie about is their ruthlessness. They will tell you about it from the first day you meet them either expressly or implicitly.

It is up to you understand what you're being told and calibrate your objectives accordingly

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Know someone whose ex girlfriend visited him while pregnant for her husband and wanted to sleep with him.

Husband found out and started considering divorcing her. While he was deliberating that decision, she sold the car he got her as a wedding gift for around 60% of its market price to her ex and relocated to his neighbourhood.

Husband lost wife, lost child (she aborted it) and lost car.

She broke up with who she liked and married who was 'ready' so obviously, only one way that ends.

The men who tell us to marry virgins know what they are saying.

[prince. @onrooleyy]

you think you're different just because you stay in the UK.

[Kingsley Ayegbeni @Keeeeezo]

😂

[Senex @senex_official]

How will Israel ever recover from this? 😂

[Elyon @0xkitng]

It’s safe to say electrical engineering and systems engineering mathematics are less complex than aerospace/mechatronics engineering.

In both exam papers you guys posted, the equation is given already and you just need to execute a known technique to solve it. In aerospace courses, you have to derive the governing equation yourself from physical assumptions (Newton’s second law applied to a rotating, deforming body; conservation of mass/momentum/energy on a control volume) before the (solve it) step even starts.

[Kingsley Ayegbeni @Keeeeezo]

A foolish man, it's better you're not in a relationship than going through all this to prove you're not cheating.

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloriss]

This man spent TWO whole hours arguing and searching through the dustbin to prove that this missing piece is not from a condom😭

[ًًًً @nobodylikestar]

“In a generation filled with hoes, raping a woman should be a death sentence.”

- KING CHIDI

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

A population kept in survival mode is less likely to organize, protest, or revolt. That’s why I believe this economic hardship isn’t accidental.

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

Nigerians trapped on the Benin road are creating extra paths in the bush to escape the gridlock.😭

See the pains and sufferings the people have to go through because of a terrible and irresponsible leadership!✍️

[Kingsley Ayegbeni @Keeeeezo]

@afrisagacity I think they're more concerned about her dressing than her skin.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Thomas Sankara and Fela Kuti were friends. Fela said people in Europe kept talking to him about how non-corrupt Sankara is. Many said he was too responsible and honest to be an African leader. Fela was devastated when he heard about his murder.

Fela Anikulapo Kuti is the most persecuted musician in history. He was arrested over 200 times and appeared in court 356 times, mostly for criticising the corrupt activities of the Nigerian military regime.

Rest in power, sons of the soil 🕊 🕯 ✊🏿✊🏿
🇧🇫 x 🇳🇬

[W.J. Bird 🇵🇸 @williamjohnbird]

Literally 50 years ahead of the rest of the world.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This is definitely Edo State. The quality of their roads and the quality of their governor’s brain are both the same.

[Atletico Universe @atletiuniverse]

🚨🇦🇷 There is a possibility that Julián Alvarez gets his dream move to Barça...

...if they deposit the €500m required by his release clause.

@marca

[Kingsley Ayegbeni @Keeeeezo]

@bin_gbada The funny thing is you people still think elections will remove Tinubu and APC from power.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

A few months ago, the Governor of Edo announced with fanfare that the FGN had added Edo to the Coastal Road project.

This was a surprise because Edo is not on the coast of West Africa; Edo lies on the existing East-to-West road, which remains incomplete.

Today, Edo’s “express roads” are gridlocked. This congestion highlights how vital Edo is to the flow of commerce in Nigeria.

When you look at the types of cars, you see trucks carrying heavy containers, as there has been no railway connecting any part of the West to any part of the East since 1960.

It's a strategic error.

[African Revolt @Africarevolt]

Ruben Um Nyobè stood before the United Nations three times and demanded independence for Cameroon. France banned his party, the UPC, and labelled it communist.

Soldiers were sent into the equatorial forest to hunt him.
On 13 September 1958 they followed his footprints. They found his camp near Boumnyebel. They shot him from behind as he tried to flee.

When he fell he dropped a briefcase. Inside it were notebooks in which he had written down his dreams for Cameroon.

His body was publicly displayed. Then it was encased in concrete before burial so that it could not become a site of pilgrimage or a martyr’s grave.

Cameroon became independent two years later. Without him.

His name was banned for decades. A statue was only erected in 2007 — forty-nine years after his death.
He died in a forest carrying a briefcase of dreams. His name was Ruben Um Nyobè.

#HistoricalAfrica #Cameroon #UmNyobe #Decolonisation #AfricaRevolt

[pshegs @pshegs]

Pfizer attempted to hide the side effects of their covid vaccines for 75 years; a vaccine filled with SV40, which is used to make mice develop tumors. Same Pfizer with a dark history in Nigeria.

But vaccine marketer Aproko Doctor, who is not a Pfizer executive, or of any of the vaccines, neither is he on the team that developed any vaccine, has quickly set ring light to tell you vaccines are good.

One will think he learnt something from his embarrassing GMO defence.