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[Stephen Kerr MSP @RealStephenKerr]

The SNP are winning seat after seat despite losing a huge amount of votes.

Reform, by splitting the pro UK vote, have ensured the SNP pick up constituencies across Scotland.

Reform is the worst thing to happen to Unionism in the Scottish Parliament.

[Glasgow Guy @GlasgowGuy2015]

We can expect most of the Scottish election results to be announced late afternoon.

The SNP and Green voters should be out of bed just in time to see them.

The rest of us will be able to catch up with them when we get home from work.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

"SNP Government 'pressured' Scottish Water not to publish sewage dump data before election"

Well, well, well, would you look at that. What have they got to hide apart from 1,000,000s tonnes of sh*t?

https://t.co/zuw6Q46lWg

[Malcolm Tucker @gorbalsgoebbels]

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[Brian Spurrell @BrianSpanner1]

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Stogie. He's had a long week at the office but is glad it's finally Thursday. Just had the news broken to him that it's actually Tuesday. 13/10

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Decrepit Tom Brady Wheeled Out To Enjoy Super Bowl Halftime Show https://t.co/QX7PKBRj2s

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: They are very good fighters, the Taliban but they never fight at night because they don’t have binoculars.

[Silvio Tattisconie 💎 ©™ 🇬🇧🎗 @SilvioTattiscon]

There's nowhere to hide once you've done what Linda's done 😂😂😂😂

[E @ElijahSchaffer]

What in the fresh hell is this?

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Can vote at 16 but have no self control until they are 25.

Work that one out.

[Alex Cole-Hamilton🔶🇺🇦 @agcolehamilton]

The GP crisis in SNP run Scotland is so bad that a 22 yr old Ukrainian refugee had to return to the air raids of Kyiv to see a doctor, as the wait at her local surgery here in Scotland was so long.

I challenged the First Minister on this in Parliament this afternoon.👇🏻

[Iain Martin @iainmartin1]

Who cares about Zelensky’s clothes? The idiocy of Daddy's boy @DonaldJTrumpJr criticising a war leader shames America. As @anneapplebaum put it, imagine reading about brave Ukraine and being that ridiculous. (The Hound on Reaction @reactionlife) https://t.co/dKg9mBGHxW

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Neil Diamond, who retired from performing five years ago because of Parkinsons, just had a Broadway show of him open and it at the opening night he did this

[Penny Mordaunt @PennyMordaunt]

The SNP need to find £1 billion to get their books to balance. Here to help.

[Agent P @AgentP22]

The SNP tell us they have no money to give nurses, doctors, teachers and firefighters a decent pay rise.

Plenty of cash for free mobile phones for prisoners however.

Go figure.

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

Scottish Government records £2bn budget underspend

https://t.co/qhl1mI3E5R

[Agent P @AgentP22]

I see the All Under One Banner demo outside the BBC in Glasgow was a raving success.

Seen more people at a dog's funeral.

😂😂😂😂😂