Keefler

i make music and chill

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

texting the plug. idk where he is but this probably means no

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

if u still wanna be friends (srs) follow my ig https://t.co/uVvlW9aOlG

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

i’m going to delete this app soon

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

@barbiebrookeecc we can do this

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

me 🤝 @selenagomez

[Matthew @goingbungus]

He also rapes children. Shut the fuck up

[Ben @bentolate]

Opened Pinterest and this is the first image I saw

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

Mike Breen on the call

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

new girl at work said she listened to my music and my last song reminds her of pinkpantheress. we’ve never been more up

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

letting this slide bc he’s almost 100

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Martin Scorsese has joined a generative AI startup as a partner and advisor.

He adds that he has used AI during pre-production to help with storyboarding — “with this tool, I can share what I’m visualizing more clearly & efficiently to my creative team — the production designer, art designer and cinematographer.”

(Source: https://t.co/LJlx5ylxvr)

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

ngl wemby might be what makes me watch attack on titan

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

@Safety_Koos ya not even sure how to take it but it’s extra funny cause the other dude with me on the shift is an actual competitive body builder. and the new guy was somehow talking about me and not him lol

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

a new security guy at the bar was trying to describe me to a manager without knowing my name and said “the one who looks like a ufc fighter”. please forgive me y’all i didn’t realize how hard and intimidating i looked just walkin around every day. i’ll try to tone it down

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds

[StupidButterfly @StupidButterfIy]

Went to see Obsession tonight and I learned there was a 10-year-old sitting behind me in the theatre when he turned to his parent and said very pointedly "Why did you bring me to see this"

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

me last night watching the 7’4” 22 year old french maoist shaolin monk lead my hometown basketball team to the nba finals

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

don’t text

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dua Lipa & Callum Turner got married in London this afternoon.