Keegs

[k 🍪 @yaitskayy]

when i buy him the ps5 and dinner then drive home

[Never Beating Those Allegations @nice_two]

My boy finally using his prize money 😂

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

that part in zombie movies when someone is bit and will turn but still chooses to endanger the rest of the group by sticking around is way more realistic than i thought before 2020

[Nick Vitanza @VitanzaNick]

My 4 year old asked what happens when you drive over a stick of butter. I said, it’ll flatten. He asked how I knew. And that’s how we got here. So what I’m saying is, when we have a hypothesis in this house, we test it. I’m also saying, my wife is away.

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

what did they mean by this

[nisa🇧🇩 @tasfiahnisa]

if you had a bad day, here’s a pic of a cute goat

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

I think I got the wrong link

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Keegs @KeeganAshby]

@brianbjur @11thHour They may not even be from the same photographer. Hard to say without a source

[Money Power Politics with Stephanie Ruhle @mppmsnow]

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