Mickey Keener

Always tapped

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

@VBSofficial_ Yeah this is ridiculous. The fact the Patriots didn’t choose a different schedule is embarrassing .
If I’m Drake Maye, I’m listening to VBSofficial and I’m giving my Super Bowl to the Dolphins (someone should make Tua’s wish come true).

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@CMNDERS @getitright_tae I’m Eli and I can’t wait to watch JD play eight total games for the commanders over the next five years

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

@TheChicagoPope @daniel_rotman15 The Chicago Pope is upset that the Pats made the Super Bowl, damn this sucks I just want her to be happy

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@KingR3C Fuck yeah J.R. you are the man

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@ulisesib1 @ManagerTactical Come up with an original tweet retard

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@zedongle 50% completion rate when you’re 80% + done with you’re life (assuming you join the 27 club) is not ideal, you can do it mao, everything is possible thru Jesus Christ

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

I would also add bag intake to this but that may just be me and the boys

[Pickle @mpickle]

3 factors influencing your sleep:

1. Comfort
2. Light levels
3. Temperature

How do we improve these?

• Use blackout curtains (light)
• Use an air conditioner (temperature)
• Use a high-quality pillow + mattress (comfort)

These investments pay big dividends for your energy.

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

Dreading the day I learn how to drink like an adult (my parents said this is a thing)

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

@cardboardinho Was upset that I spent circa 150 in the old port last night, but realized that it’s just part of the game, we ride at dawn

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

Every night that I’ve consumed jesuses blood (any drink that has an ABV), I have violently blacked out this summer,
Should I keep it rolling (I have severe issues) …

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

Or should I bag until an unspeakable grim hour where I just fache wait bro work at 8 am and be an absolute droid from Star Wars until I get out at 4 pm and then just punish myself again?

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

Can more intelligent people on Twitter tell me what inning I’m in? Backstory: have done bag a handfull of times,
Work at 8am tomorrow, drinks haven’t stopped going in my mouth, do I make it to work tomorrow feeling like I just got dome pieced by some pearl habor bombers (1/2)

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Bought my first tin of Zyns today and all of a sudden I have 5 in my mouth, to top it off I was denied a triple RBV, not chill from the bar workers tonight

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

Unfortunate we couldn’t watch the Cs game with our ‘friend’ @buster_cherry41 tonight. However, we do understand that underage Sarah takes priority over his ‘friends’ from college #statutoryjustin

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

@dayssincesimon You’re ‘best player’s’ wife cheats on him bro, classic Bay Area

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I am shocked that I’m alive, gonna retire from drinking like that until the Cs game tonight #thisisnottheend

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

#bannnnngggggg #tiegamewith5secondstogo

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

Just making sure it’s kosher that I skip my graduation ceremony tomorrow #wontgo #reboundbosh #backouttoallen #his3pointer

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

Taking a slap with an 11 mg Swedish zynski in, to my surprise, went really hard, and now I feel like my boy Marv from home alone when he took a few cindys to the dome piece

[Mickey Keener @KeenerMickey]

Just was screaming at my front door to unlock (W), realize that’s maybe not the greatest look so I turn around and lock eyes with a middle age WOMEN across the street, lil hoe just breaks into a full out sprint to get away from me #imathreat