Linda Hamilton

Housewife to high maintenance husband, follower of people liking nice food. Much amused by people who think “followers” somehow rank their popularity in society

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@BhattiLaib9960 Spam

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@vxylily Plastic surgery!

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@Jassmini2 Oh my gosh, send those children to me! It’s gorgeous and I want them to decorate my drive!

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@callmejeprian The waiter tripped before he got to the guy in high-vis and high-viz guy was just reaching out to keep him from falling. Totally waiters fault.

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@drkierachapman @shitlondon The best line from that “article” was,

“Bring me a Prosecco ! I shouted”

In the lobby of a Premier Inn.

Followed by some employee asking her if she wanted still or sparkling.

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@FoodPornPhotos Yuck

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@todayyearsold Ugh, ruining a perfectly good egg!

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@joetracini I’m with you, Joe. It sucks, doesn’t it?

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@joetracini Hi Joe, nice to meet you. I am in a similar place so I have opted out of Chrismas altogether. My husband went to his Mums this afternoon and will be back late Tuesday. I am finally looking forward to a Christmas Day. Me and my dogs and quiet.

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@MzDanceloverof1 OMG, thats is brilliant!

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@cctvidiots If i hadnt been expecting it or didnt know where it had come from and could be a mistake I would call the bank and let them know.

If I was expecting it I would pour a glass of wine.

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@cctvidiots Kermit the Frog

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@mradknight I’m always wondering why vegans, vegetarians, etc (people who dont want to eat meat) want foods which taste like meat.

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@WhatWeWitnessed A huge mess of itself.

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@00_Barbara_00 @MocklerBassets Ernie says, “You look comfy”

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@piersmorgan Blimey, you could have told the wife to tidy up. Its a mess.

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@90DayFiance Wow, this young ‘lady’ is a real piece of work.

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I’d never seen this show but I read many of the trending tweets about Kody never loving his first wives. But S1, E1 only 8 minutes in he said he met Mari and fell in love, then met Janelle and fell in love, then met Kristine and fell in love. #SisterWives

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@90Uncensored Hahahahaaa! These filters make her look like a chipmunk character!

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@WhatWeWitnessed I need this man in my life. I’m sure he could open a jar for me.