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My people cannot usually talk. I have been fitted with special tech that gives me a voice. I am here to teach you about my people. #KeeperFactz

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AAAAHG YOUR HUMAN FINGER PRINTS CLOUD OUR SCREENS. DO. NOT. TOUCH.

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Hello.

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@CCouncilPR Your sector's air supply might accidentally shut down for an hour or two then. Do not fret.

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#KeeperFactz

Our venom can impregnate 37 humanoids just by skin obsorbtion.

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Hello, @CCouncilPRD we have recieved a complaint about your departments claims dissmissing. Please keep it down.

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Salutations

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@WingmanGarrus Is it you who continuously states that my people hail from mirkwood? We are not giant spiders.

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No we were not in The Hobbit, that was giant spiders. That comment has been classified as 'racist'.

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Baby dont fear the keeper.

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#KeeperFactz
Keeper Feever 2180 is approaching fast! Get your tickets today!

Opening for The Keeps is Cage the Keeper.

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Thank you all for your patience. My apologies for my abscence.

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Caution to everyone. Late replies are a norm if trying to contact me. Do not take out your rage on my brethren.

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@CCouncilPRD You do realize tge energy needed to cool level 2 will drain a sun right?

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No. We do not enjoy people starring at us while we work. #KeeperFactz

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@CCouncilPRD very true.

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We have seen the famous Commander Shepard fornicate with one Ashley Williams on our home, the Citadel. Please cease from that.

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@CCouncilPRD they are low grade meat.

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Perhaps consuming warm flesh will keep me online...

No. We havnt done that in centuries...

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Apologies for being absent for a great deal of time. I still saw everything you all did...

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@Keeper_PR knows what you did last Summer!