Ryan Friel

The perfect Twitter account doesnt exi....

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And i mean this, i hope all scalpers are forced to sell at a loss because your car repair bill is astronomical

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In 20 years, the tv commercials are just gunna say "if you existed between the years of 2025 and 2026, you may be entitled to compensation "

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You're not Charles Barkley, you're just some wannabe that looks like him

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@Digiqueeef @ceraliza Put it back

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Started watching the live action Avatar: The last Airbender series on netflix, and i got about 3.5 episodes in before i saw, and now cant unsee, Aang reminds me of young sheldon

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In conclusion.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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@therickymartin

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Petition to make "go fuck yourself and stop being a fuckin dumbass" acceptable corprate talk to people that really deserve it

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When Japanese people see peoples faces blurred for privacy or anonymity, do they just think there is a dick where their face should be?

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Fuckin air at the gas station is $3 now? The literal cost of inflation

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@therickymartin "Oops, i accidentally spilled some concrete next to my driveway, but i guess theres room for another car now!

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@DougPolkVids The numbers mason, what do they mean!?

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@claudddiaaaa Oh man, why does this feel like its starting to be the fast and furious franchise "for the 4th time, one last ride"

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Hey, do you think its the SAME .01% of germs that gets missed every time?

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@claudddiaaaa

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Frogs dont even go "ribbit"

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Sure, its a beautiful day in the neighborhood... but look what we've done to said neighborhood

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"Oh and another thing " ass snow storm

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Mary??? A little lamb???? IN THIS ECONOMY???

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Do you think Joan is short for Joanathan?