Magik_Mike🃏🇱🇰 🇶🇦

Hard work and success? Nah I'll just stick with failure and self loathing. Kandy🤟🏿

[Magik_Mike🃏🇱🇰 🇶🇦 @KeepItDope007]

Kanye West said he's going to be the next Nelson Mandela! Your wife is a pornstar and your daughter is a compass. TAKE A SEAT PLEASE.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

one thing i know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38

[Lady Neptune @JoanOfAtl]

Grief is the final act of love.

[Magik_Mike🃏🇱🇰 🇶🇦 @KeepItDope007]

No one is single anymore wtf

[Magik_Mike🃏🇱🇰 🇶🇦 @KeepItDope007]

You put me in the friend zone you gone see me in yo friend phone 😭🤷🏾‍♂️

[B @_Bubblish]

All these efforts to be half-loved? NOPE there's the door.

[Ricki Clearly Specified Tarr @ShootyDoody]

Batman calls his butt The Batt Cave.

[The mice elf from Kyling @KylingMiceElf]

im puttin milk in it idgaf

[Trey @treydayway]

Great opportunity for one of these gods to step up and prove that they're real

[тяαᥴꫀ @flept]

Women turn on serial killer documentaries to relax at night.

[elon musk is my father @kariassad]

please stop asking if I have kids those drawings are mine on the fridge

[M I S T E R @_Hard_Words_]

she has the most beautiful brave eyes

[Shaf @shafzaps]

My beloved beloved Kandy.

[Shaf @shafzaps]

On Marriage.