Katy

I’m just one of those girls who looks really good with a moustache

[Katy @Keetykat]

@Rach4Patriarchy @N69Garrus Didn't you have like 4 of your kids out of wedlock?

[Katy @Keetykat]

@JayDyer @YouTube @paleochristcon @ByJimbob And @ByJimbob said he lost this debate himself?

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@JayDyer @YouTube Didn't @paleochristcon say @ByJimbob didn't do a great job on this?

[Katy @Keetykat]

Facebook and instagram memories are insanely humbling. Up to five years ago, I want to cry for how desperate for attention I was. It's like looking down a long hallway and wondering who the hell was that person. Don't know her but want to shake her a bit. Violently.

[Katy @Keetykat]

Wordle 1,510 1/6

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I thought this day would never come #Wordle1510

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I just saw the word "scrappy" as a desired personality trait in a job posting. I cannot stress how I have never seen a bigger red flag

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

“We need all your money to fight a war.”

“ what’s the war about?”

“Long story short it’s an ancient family feud within an anti pork cult in the middle of nowhere.”

“Say no more. I speak on behalf of everyone when I say this. We are IN.”

[Katy @Keetykat]

Full of love and also bread and pasta

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@westernstandard

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The second someone tries to press me for something I probably would have done that I have zero obligation to do, I now have a million other things that suddenly became more important

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Why must a guy ruin a vibe by trying to talk about their feelings. It’s clear im not emotionally available, you practically blew an air horn around a deer

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The mystery of when a mom posts pics of their kids with images covering their faces….. do you want attention from the fact you are trying not to get attention? Or what is happening there?

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I’m not stupid but I am retarded

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All the women openly sharing they read “spicy” books.

You know you are just telling everyone you are in to porn and you’re proud of it

[Katy @Keetykat]

“That was well phrased” is the top compliment I can ever receive

[Katy @Keetykat]

My toxic trait is trying to be into guys I know im not into

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If you are sick every day, the physical symptoms are child’s play to whats really going on

Follow me for more health tips

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My lowest moment was when I told a friend I was talking to this really great guy but he had gone to jail and it changed his whole life, like this inspirational story

And she said “Katy, I don’t give a shit this guy went to jail”

Saved by an Angel

[Katy @Keetykat]

2025 has somehow allowed me to feel totally ok with not laughing or having to make unfunny jokes in stranger social interaction

[Katy @Keetykat]

For all Canadians embracing being the 51st state I do not think you have thought this through

Just for one second think what it would be like to switch to the imperial system. For the love of god, just picture it.