Cheith Keith

If you follow back i’ll send you feet pics

[Cheith Keith @KeithCheith]

needed to pin this for a while

[Evil Marcus @Marcashew]

"men used to go to war"
Some still do

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

@macklemore Come do some porn with me.

[NoLifeJordan 🇨🇦🌌🚀 @NoLifeJordan69]

Kerbal space program

[maia arson crimew FEEDBACK MAKES YOU PURE @awawawhoami]

having to keep a kitchen you use daily clean is basically like 12 nine elevens every hour of your life

[Poblachtach Éireannach 🇮🇪 @P_Soisialach]

Beast mode

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

you’re sober? Like hitler?

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

a red dot shines on my chest as a single gunshot echoes, but I look down and I am unscathed

on the rooftop above me the Duolingo owl holsters his pistol, the sniper dead

my phone chimes- “Tu esposa contrató a un sicario.” I don’t understand because I haven’t been studying

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[Chungking Archive @chungking151994]

Please allow me 10-15 years of business days to come back with the findings.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

this will be you after reality sets in

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

Smoking weed in a Toyota yaris feels like this

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

blessings wasted upon the ungrateful

[Z Langdon @NotZacLangdon]

Ok... This is too woke even for me.

[sarahs onlyhaters @ultracrap]

how it feels saying an americanism in a dirty filthy american accent when you’re in australia

[BRANDON M. WYNN @BrandonMWynn]

He definitely thought ab it

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

there are landscapes like this on earth and tomorrow morning i’ll be stuck in front of a shitty excel spreadsheet