Keith Clardy

Homo, geek and cat dad. Former producer for Hey Qween TV, looking for my next gig.

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

@JADEtearoom She sounds absolutely incredible! I can’t wait to see her perform at WeHo Pride on Sunday!

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

A message to all sane Republicans:

He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.

He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.

He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.

He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.

He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.

He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.

He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.

He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.

His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.

He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.

His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.

He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.

He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.

It’s time to start talking.

[JADE tea room ☕️ @JADEtearoom]

🎥: Watch JADE & Lily Allen’s full performance of the ‘Beg For Me (JADE Remix)’ at Mighty Hoopla

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

BEG FOR ME (JADE REMIX) @jadethirlwall out nowwww

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[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

Guess who… Beg For Me Remix TONIGHT at midnight

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[davey @jerseyh0mo]

They’re taking away healthcare. AI is stealing jobs. Corporations are allowed to poison food and water again. They’re slashing education. They’re starting endless wars in multiple countries. He’s using our money to build a ballroom. He’s manipulating the market. They’re dividing the country even more with a gerrymandering war. He is taking bribes in broad daylight. And they still haven’t released the full Epstein files. This is objectively the worst and most corrupt administration in history.

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

@Martindanielll Pretend I’m a watermelon and let’s raise some money for women’s heart health.

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

@InspectrGagIt Okay, someone needs to teach me to forge my middle child syndrome into this level of commitment.

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

Just another reason why I am proud to have always been #TeamIvy. @meganhilty

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

Oh damn, THEE Katharine McPhee?? Runner up on American Idol 19 years ago and seller of less than 500,000 records over the course of her entire career?

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

@kalesalud

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

@welcometomynile Welcome to my city!!

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

@GQMagazine As long as he’s lounging in that bathtub…I’ve got all day to listen.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti “domestic terrorists” and calling immigrants “animals” then turning around and telling people they need to “tone down their rhetoric.”

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

@InspectrGagIt

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

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[Variety @Variety]

Nicholas Brendon, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' Star, Dies at 54 https://t.co/InBk8omAwO

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

@willtthefourth I’ll take a bucket of those legs to go!

[Keith Clardy @KeithClardy]

@NerdBriefsAlt Anything for a friend!