Keith Of The Family ...

Seeker after truth, drinker of tequila, general bon viveur, and tinfoil-hat
wearing conspiracy theorist. Former Englishman (failed). Just a normal guy.

[Keith Of The Family ... @Keitholeous]

If you don't feel you're being played, then consider that as being a sure sign that you are.

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Some family members are going crazy about the possible ban on TikTok. I don't care. They're ragging on me because I don't care, but, still, I don't care.

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@BreitbartNews I wouldn't worry too much, my friend. I think The Donald will have much more important things to do.

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@harryjsisson Carroll's lawyers must have Trump's lawyers on speed dial by now. He should just set up an auto-pay and have done with it.

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@BarclaysUKHelp Oh, wait, okay! I found out how to do that!

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@BarclaysUKHelp I will do what you suggest. Forgive the obvious question, but I see no easy way to DM you, so how do I do that, please?

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The 2024 Presidential election sure won't be dull!

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@RealJamesWoods Liberals are working on legislation that would make it possible to return looted goods for an exchange of something of equal value. So, okay, they might not be doing that now, but it wouldn't surprise me if they tried to do it.

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THE TRUE FACE OF ISRAEL – The Phaser https://t.co/OvtmfQcLVj

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Had a dream the other night. It was 2030, and a time traveler appeared from the year 2150. He asked me: "Say, is the Cybertruck on sale yet?"

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Spriter99880 And they put this person in charge of AI? She hasn't even got human intelligence.

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To Tweet or not to Tweet. Well, if you don't, then Elon will remove you.

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To Tweet, or not to Tweet? That could soon be the question.

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@HMRCcustomers No, I don't file Self Assessment tax returns. Thanks for the response. I do appreciate it.

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@HighImpactFlix @elonmusk Kinda reminds me of the way Mark Zuckerberg behaves: you can't get near him on Facebook, and all of his compounds have high walls around them to keep us out, and yet on Facebook he claims that privacy (for the rest of us) is a bad thing. Don't do as I do...

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@DavidWolfe Those bad guys and dragons look pretty mean, so maybe it won't kill me to do the dishes now and then ...

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@CityofHBPIO @HBPoliceDept Good to see the city is entering into the spirit of the season. On another subject, I am trying to pursue a complaint regarding a parking ticket a relative received in HB, but so far my attempts to reach anybody via the website have proved fruitless. Who should I contact?