Keith

Up the posh.

[Keith @KeithPufc]

Yeah bro I'll just grow wings real quick

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

How many of you have genuinely tried to fly?

GENUINELY.

How many of you have researched, trained, and truly TRIED to fly?

NONE OF YOU.

Why?

Because you think it’s impossible.

You’ve never pushed yourself because you believe the goal can never be achieved.

[Keith @KeithPufc]

Me deleting all the dating apps after 3 days for the 10tg time

[Keith @KeithPufc]

Up the fucking posh

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@JarredFarmer Tattoo nonce on his forehead and give him 0 protection

[Keith @KeithPufc]

Some of the replies to this are so fucking weird

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Manchester United women’s players said to be concerned about possibility of Mason Greenwood returning #MUFC

https://t.co/58n03hiyN9

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@sportbible Newcastle, psg, arsenal, atletico Madrid

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@WeAreThePosh I'm shocked at how little faith posh fans have got, we're going up lads

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@Lfcfan128 @theposh Are you not bored yet?

[Keith @KeithPufc]

Why do the #NHS think I need instructions on having a wank but expect me to know how many times I've cum?

[Keith @KeithPufc]

Pizza kit seems to have got mixed reviews, I love it, @JoeJoeward22 looks sexy as fuck in it, it's just a shame that we won't be wearing it at Wembley as we're going up automatically

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@Stevie11White is smashing twitch and podcasting but has been completely outshined with one tweet

[Arianne @ariannefoley_]

Why has Victoria Beckham not released a beauty sponge or makeup brush set and named it "Blend it like Beckham"?

[Arianne @ariannefoley_]

Why has Victoria Beckham not released a beauty sponge or makeup brush set and named it "Blend it like Beckham"?

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@DamnDaniel_6 🎶 you can shove your fucking tofu up your arse 🎶

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@TallonGibson @spencermorgan93 Until we no longer have a black/white/Jewish communities and just mix based on who we are as people rather than our skin colour there will always be racism

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@TallonGibson @spencermorgan93 It's not racism because it's not putting any other race down, it's just celebrating a specific race. It does however cause a divide between races and will possibly add to the racist culture we already have.

[Keith @KeithPufc]

I still think he's a prick but he's answered this one well

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

Piers Morgan asks Prime Minister Rishi Sunak the world's most controversial question:

"What is a woman?"

@piersmorgan | @RishiSunak | #PMandthePM

[Keith @KeithPufc]

Some proper weird replies to this

[utdreport @utdreport]

Mason Greenwood today had all charges of attempted rape, assault and coercive control against him dropped [@SunSport]

[Keith @KeithPufc]

Shit like this annoys me, someone blocked you because he doesn't want to see your opinion of him. If you walked up to him and showed him this picture he'd more than likely just walk away from you without caring about your opinion. Why wouldn't he block you?

[LeGate @williamlegate]

Andrew Tate blocked me for posting this "court sketch" of him 😭

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@philadlam Have you heard of #parkrun this shits already organised

[Keith @KeithPufc]

@NoContextBrits Big Ben's not a clock though, big Ben is the bell