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[KOTUS @keithsperling]

@NICKIMINAJ It’s giving Whatsapp

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Immaculate vibes out in NYC today. It’s like I’m walking around in a Spider-Man movie

[Katie Greifeld @kgreifeld]

i love seeing "New York or Nowhere" shirts/hats along the Hoboken/JC waterfront. baby we're in New Jersey

[alopecia chlamydia @usedwifi]

i know it smells like dog surgery in there

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Living in New York City is like going to college forever

[Softboy @softboywin]

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[KOTUS @keithsperling]

@ngiebui Let me ponder on that

[KOTUS @keithsperling]

I realized I only wanna watch rated R movies - like why would I wanna watch stuff for kids?

[bigsock @biggersocks]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[KOTUS @keithsperling]

We need Lindsay Hubbard on Traitors soooooooo badly

[KOTUS @keithsperling]

@BradfordBoothe The streets are calling

[small roach @r0achguts]

were y’all there when dj khaled got lost at sea on his jet ski

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

When you put your legs up in the AMC recliners, that’s lymphatic drainage

[KOTUS @keithsperling]

Saw my flight attendant browsing Tinder when I went to the bathroom 😭

[Molly Percocet @mollypercocet69]

Hey so what the fuck was I saying to my uber last night

[KOTUS @keithsperling]

Haven’t seen them yet this year. Recession indicator

[KOTUS @keithsperling]

That couple on the TL every summer grinding at a party with the caption summer 20## gonna be like