Keith Turner

Claremont-Mudd-Scrips College ‘92 Go Stags. Divorced dad fueled by craft beer and curling championships. Just a guy trying to balance IPAs and PTA meetings.

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

@jettmercer20 @TheNotoriousMMA Yup he cares about your money🤣

[Daniel Rodano @danielrodano]

@TheNotoriousMMA Keep your head up champ.
Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make straight your paths.

[goatofwallstreet.eth @GOATofWallSkree]

how long after sex is it appropriate to do a fantasy mock draft

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

How i choose to remember AJ Brown's time in Philly.

#Eagles

[Prez💊’ @PresidentEmbiid]

Please request a trade, make Josh Harris look like the fucking loser he is, make Morey look like the bum he is, carried this franchise on ur back for 10 years they never repaid the favor one time, put ur body on the line, paid for workers salaries when the cheap owner wouldn’t

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

I beg you Josh Harris, sell the team.

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

@KevinF3394 You can’t be serious💀💀💀💀

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

@OxhaInLA @Wolin805 @FootballCuck @barstoolsports 💀💀💀💀💀

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

@samhinkie My forever goat

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

Game 7 can change 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 for the Sixers

[True Business Review @MLBTheShowTBR]

Part 1

Did SDS really think setting a player owned cap of 20 was a good idea???? Player owned caps… okay let’s talk about it: 500 silvers, 100 golds, 25-50 diamonds, okay - a tier system like that makes some sense, definitely still a money grab, but doable and keeps it fun!

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

@MLBTheShow @HOMAGE Fix the 20 player limit capppppppp

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

@MLBTheShow Get rid of the 20 player card limit.

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

Quad Goals by @Fanatics
#QG566

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[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

1 Dollar Kona Big Wave on tap??? Happy Valentine’s Day

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

@DMcIntyreWWE
Should hold the title for the next 3 years

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

If Drew McIntyre loses we riot.

[Keith Turner @KeithTurner22]

Average male athlete: what is easier to accomplish?