Keito🍍

A 24yo Galician with no social skills, pay no mind... Graduate in translation 👨‍🎓 @RCDeportivo

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

@JacobsBen Not even hiding it wtf

[َ @o7ise]

Not calling it haram ball anymore. It’s fatherless footy now 😭

[Agatha 🏹💘 @pitironnica]

Si un jugador de España no tiene un shipeo gay se le asignará uno de oficio

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

@Chels1an In the Spanish league that's a clear red and there would be absolutely zero outrage or debate. In fact, it'd be called an open robbery if someone rotated the opponent's ankle 90 degrees and *didn't* get a red for it

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

Half my TL today is Americans acting afronted by the fact that in "soccer" you're not allowed to twist your opponent's ankle 90 degrees

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

@MarngelRambles Completely went over my head🥀

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

@maps_black Harry Kane también tiene 11 ya

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

@BCNOgi The loser would've been eliminated

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

@TouchlineX But Spain played Germany and the Netherlands played Uruguay in the semis. Why are they on opposite sides of the bracket lol

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

Fuck it, my perfect 64 teams world cup:

16 for Europe
16 for Africa
16 for the Americas
16 for Asia & Oceania

Each group has 1 of each

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Ohh this is fun
My perfect World Cup (64 Teams):

Europe (22)
🇩🇪🇮🇹🇫🇷🇪🇸🇧🇪🇬🇷🇷🇸🇲🇰🇳🇴🇩🇰🇸🇪
🇺🇦🇳🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪🇹🇷🇸🇮🇭🇷🇮🇸🇬🇪🇱🇺🇷🇴

S. America(9)
🇧🇷🇦🇷🇺🇾🇨🇴🇪🇨🇻🇪🇧🇴🇵🇪🇵🇾

N. America (7)
🇲🇽🇨🇦🇨🇷🇯🇲🇬🇹🇨🇼🇹🇹

Africa (13)
🇪🇬🇲🇦🇹🇳🇪🇹🇰🇲🇹🇬🇿🇦🇨🇩🇳🇬🇨🇲🇸🇳🇲🇱🇲🇬

Asia(12)
🇯🇵🇰🇷🇺🇿🇴🇲🇸🇾🇨🇳🇻🇳🇮🇩🇮🇶🇯🇴🇵🇸🇱🇧

Oceania (1)
🇳🇨

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

Group I

[Mark Fett @SrMark_Fett]

The community note lol

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

FIFA had no right putting a two-hour gap between Germany-Ivory Coast and Ecuador-Curaçao. What do they expect me to do, spend time with my family?

[Diletante @Diletantez]

La consecuencia de todo ese spam telefónico con el que nos bombardean es que nadie te coge el teléfono si no te tiene en la agenda. Y eso puede tener, a veces, consecuencias muy graves.

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

@MonxoSM Le aprendieron al soccer

[cleytu @cleytu]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou convocar a rihanna pra seleção?

Ancelotti:

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

you fools….where do you think they’re rowing to…..?

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

Just watched Backrooms

[Keito🍍 @KeitoSc]

@solofichajes123 Pero qué es esta gilipollez ajajaja que empiece la liga el 23 y ya