Roger Keizer

The Keizer Renaissance Inn. Keizers best, and coincidentally only, hotel. Definitely better than Salem hotels.

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'Some day' is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you.

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Chase two rabbits and they'll both get away

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Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth

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Practice makes perfect Variant: Practice makes permanent

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Cheap domain names - http://t.co/271WpcHE

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You catch more flies with honey than vinegar

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Your brain is the greatest weapon you have; use it well and in turn, it will do you well

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#RT “Think big and don’t listen to people who tell you it can’t be done. Life’s too short to think small.” http://t.co/OI2y6WbK

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Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it

[Roger Keizer @KeizerHotel]

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

[Roger Keizer @KeizerHotel]

Winners make it happen, losers let it happen

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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

[Roger Keizer @KeizerHotel]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach

[Jen Wen @Wen318]

#RT You can always improve on something, the technology is different today http://t.co/OI2y6WbK

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An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth

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If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets

[Roger Keizer @KeizerHotel]

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

[Roger Keizer @KeizerHotel]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Heh.

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I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

[Roger Keizer @KeizerHotel]

A small, but excellent party, the man said, he was drinking alone