Kekoa Lea

Real men are in rowing. Co-leader of the Brolliance and the Varsity Club.

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

I hate desperate chicks so fucking much.
BITCH. GET OFF MY DICK.
This only started happening when I got into sports...

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

My neck hurts. Someone should totally give me a massage.
lol

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@TerkManji i'm srry but cn u not??

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

"While the little boys are off throwing down fists, the real men are in the back talking diplomacy."
@Ezruuh #EzForPrez #FuckYeah

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

Nice work out session with Leo. @LeoKalii

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

School:
Because sitting in an uncomfortable chair for about 8 hours is how I want to spend my weeks.
My legs are still asleep.

[d-tre @dantrejou]

Get into Varsity Rowing: all the sudden, chicks all over my dick.
Step off ho's. Desperation isn't sexy.

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

@PaigeArcher Paige stop being so perfect. You're making all the other girls jealous.

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

You're expecting a guy like me to ask a girl out to prom?
Naw gurl, that's your job. You come to me. Not the other way around.

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you will be successful.

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

I like how out of all the "Christians" that go to our school, 99% of them drink beer, smoke, and have sex on a regular basis. Hypocrites.

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That badass moment when you run into your friend at the mall. Excuse us as we enter beast mode. @JohnovenAmosa

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

I'm drunk and high at the same time,
drinking champagne,
on the airplane.

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

@April_blanchete @saber_tyler You should try to sign up for the girls team, just so we can finally have a girls team. haha

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

Dear fat chicks: Just do us all a favor and jump off a cliff, it's disgusting having to look at you. Side-note: Treadmills are a thing.

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

@TerkManji I remember @JohnovenAmosa would call you Terky to piss you off, and then I beat him up for you. You're welcome. ;)

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

I have a single hair growing on my pinky toe and it's so dang itchy. Tempted to just cut off my entire toe...

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

@JohnovenAmosa Except for the part where I'll be on top. <3

[Johnoven @JohnovenAmosa]

It's a dog eat dog world out there. Best comes out on top, and I intend on being #1.

[Kekoa Lea @KekoaLea]

@JohnovenAmosa Can't be worse than that time I tripped and jacked up my knee last year. A literal puddle of blood was formed from that.