Kelsie Ware

things. potatoes. beer. naps.

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

These bitches. It's about to be a cupcake party

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

Sandwiches

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

VCU pro tip: learn to walk on cobblestone. If you get really good at it while sober you might be ok at it when drunk.

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

If you don't hate yourself at least a little after eating chipotle, you haven't eaten enough chipotle.

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

When people that don't mean anything try to tell me how to live my life in front of other people.

[Bow Pair Problems @bowpairproblems]

Bow is bae

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

If a guy's current hotness value is a 5, with annuity at 7 beers and interest rate at .5 hotness, how hot is he when you get to your bed?

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

I hate Wendy's commercials. You're not funny Wendy

[Jared Padalecki @jarpad]

It's official! Supernatural will be back for Season 10! Y'all did it! WOOHOO!!!#Supernatural #CWpickups

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

Breakfast has no time limit. It is at whatever point in the day I drink my first cup of coffee.

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

@arrfscarf my puppy is definitely one of the #happydogs and lovesss cuddles!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Congress must vote to repeal Obamacare a 42nd time. After all, 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

[sarah san juan @sarahsanjuan_]

I'm confused as to why Rockola Cafe in NN has been empty and for sale for 5 yrs and the Shoney's down the road is still open for business..

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

"The black tribe of Judah will not rise. I got AK's on yo momma's house." crazy homeless man yelling about God's 10 chosen tribes.

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

Thanks body for naturally waking up without an alarm just early enough to me to inform everyone I'll be late but not early enough to make it

[Kelsie Ware @Kel_mel]

Just figured out why our balcony is bugless. We have a pair of little bats next-door. Good job bats!! @imaebyabluth