Kelli Boyle

Kelli Boyle is a baller🏀

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I don’t know anything anyway #kellism

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I want a funfetti cake with the GOOD frosting. Because I’m special. #kellism

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Look how deep that plane went up #kellism

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That queso gave me spicy #kellism

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It’s not my fault nobody taught me how to eat. Or drink anything. #kellism

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Ugh my cramps are so bad. I hate being a woman, we shouldn’t even have rights. #kellism

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I always never eat a lot…well I do…#kellism

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The more you eat, the more it’s gooder #kellism

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I don’t like how I feel right now because I feel gross I need cold water on my hands I think I have autism #kellism

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How many times have I had to go to the chiropractor because my back hurts because of these big knockers? #kellism

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I like smelling good. I don’t like showering. #kellism

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Why do I have crumbs on my ears? #kellism

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I didn’t want a crazy explanation because I probably wouldn’t have listened anyway #kellism

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How do you grow ribs? #kellism

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I hate when I have itches right here because I can’t feel it but I know it itches #kellism

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Does hippopotamus rhyme with optometrist? #kellism

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Is melancholy a food? If melancholy was a food it would look like cantelope. #kellism

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I forgot to listen. On accident. Three times. #kellism

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Remember when it was scary out and I had to be scared #kellism

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Mom, there’s something wrong with me #kellism