Steven Glansberg ☠️

suck a butt

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

I really have to stop saying “Period” to my boss.

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

@TrappGoddTodd yes :(

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

The new season of Black Mirror has me sobbing every episode 😭😭😭

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

You don’t need drag queens to “indoctrinate” anyone, when straight men exist.

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

Watching Temptation Island is making me GAYYYYER.

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

If a family member/partner/friend tells you that they need you and you don’t show up for them? Do them a favor and remove yourself from their life so they can make room for people who do.

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

Give me a 70mg gummie and a pressure washer and I’d be unstoppable.

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

You know the horror movie trope with a kid drawing something obviously terrifying?

I would miss any ominous message drawn by my daughter. 100% of her drawings are scary.

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

YouTube is not meant for the afternoon. It’s either early morning getting ready or it’s passing a remote amongst friends at 2am.

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I think the funnest thing I’ve ever seen on reality TV is this guy on love is blind telling a sob story about a debilitating 20-ibuprofen-a-day pill addiction

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

My boss is playing Tyler in the office this morning 👏🏻

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I think it’s really telling if an entire city has a guess to who a local predator is, and they’re all different people with stories to back it up.

#TheyreEverywhere

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

Just got to second base in the Noodles and Company gender neutral bathrooms.

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

Is there any way to be able to eat peanuts without doing the head tip and funnel maneuver?

I’m embarrassing myself at work looking like a baby bird.

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

System updates are my opps for real

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

I fear I’ve become obsessed with Cyberpunk.

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I think it’s the most wholesome shit in the world that any time my mother has 10 minutes to 2 hours of free time in the car, I’m her first call. I’ll kiki forever with her ♥️✨

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

Kendrick cleaning house

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Imagine being Drake and watching Kendrick win Grammys and perform at the superbowl, all while singing about you being a pedophile 😂

[Steven Glansberg ☠️ @Kelcium]

Mike Braun pls explain to me why Indiana abortions need to be public record. Other than ability to vilify and throw a scarlet A at the women of Indiana who made the heaviest decision a woman can ever make?