˗ˏˋKeliˊˎ˗

Occasionally in error, never in doubt • OR➡️AZ •

[helena riley @freshhel]

Huge shoutout to the girl in my building who lets her hellofresh rot in the mail room every week u make me feel like albert einstein honestly

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

I literally don’t care if i use too many exclamation points I just want everyone to have a good time

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Suns in 7.

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

Morning coffee is for fuel but afternoon coffee is for the love of the game.

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

No that’s my emotional support rotting bag of spinach

[A.J. Mehta @AMehta_]

I am absolutely fucking sick

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

No more Suez canal jokes. That ship has sailed. You missed the boat.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I have decided I would like to start hearing good news instead please

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

beth harmon picturing chess moves on her ceiling but it's me rearranging my two exclamation points per email

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

[rachelle @rchlltrmn]

i hope this email finds you not mad at me

[˗ˏˋKeliˊˎ˗ @Kelibel03]

@MikeJackBauer @Cronkite_ASU @brettkurland @PaolaBoivin @ASU @ChaseField Congrats!!!! 🔱👏🏼

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[˗ˏˋKeliˊˎ˗ @Kelibel03]

@leximaze Them: “How do you identify yourself?🥰”

You: “None of the above”

Them: “Oh come on, you’ve definitely got to fit into one of the *checks notes* ...FIVE whole choices we’ve decided to list! 🥰💕💫 #inclusivity”

[˗ˏˋKeliˊˎ˗ @Kelibel03]

@leximaze 🥰💕

[˗ˏˋKeliˊˎ˗ @Kelibel03]

@leximaze pay up boo

[Back Jentley @back_jentley]

Can somebody help me and @leximaze out pls